Pickles by Brian Crane for December 03, 2024

That’s not nice…

But it holds his ears apart….

Great gag, Brian!

But was she referring to the space outside or inside his head?

Opal, grass does not grow on a busy street, but then again an empty barn does not need a roof!

Opal never says anything nice.

Oh SNAP Pearl! (￣▽￣)

Opal…with the BURN!

Love her subtle insults……. VERY clever

She just can’t resist making a clever crack at Earl’s expense. If she truly loved him, it could come back to haunt her if Earl dies before her.

He put the other thousand stickers on her butt.

I think Nelson was indicating that he thinks Earl is a prize.

Walked right into that one,earl…..sheesh…..won’t u EVER learn?

Poor Nelson is screwed up. His Grandparents are so persnickety and he’ll think everyone is like them!

Wait, save it for his stamp collection, those five hairs stuck to it will make it priceless someday, just like van Gogh’s ear collection.

Trust me, give a kid stickers and you will find them EVERYWHERE! It is kind of sweet to find them in whacky places after she has gone home. We still find little cat toy mice hidden in the lower cupboards.

slash!

Whoever thought it would be cute to give a kid stickers should be strung up by his heels. Those things are hard to get off furniture!

Now get your knitting needles and do a rim shot on his head.

Perfect description. I wonder when I’ll get mine.

No space unturned, right Nelson?

Opal…