Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2024

Here’s a flaw: He’s counting the years backwards, while the rest of us are going forward.

i drew rat drinking beer

Mary Poppins practically perfect in every way

No conceit in his family. He has it all.

Well, he is a rat-fink though..

As far as Rat is concerned, his only flaw is that he’s just too honest.

goat is a leftist, pig is a libertarian, and rat is an american.

I do not think would take criticism very well!

Some people say I’m conceited, but that’s not possible. Being conceited is a fault, and I don’t have any.

He should run for president. He’s a natural. And he’s a rat as well.

There’s just something about a brown desk.

“Of course I make mistakes, too. Last year, for example, on one occasion I thought I had been wrong, but it turned out I had been right.”

Daaaaaang, even his printing is perfect !

Rat is of fur neither orange nor blonde. Yep, he’s got my vote….

Rat, you’re the biggest narcissist I’ve ever seen.

Love you, Rat.

Rat do you taste good when you kiss yourself ?

Its hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way.

People who think like this can never improve. Why bother if you’re already perfect?

You just described the mindset of the average American. Maybe Canadians, too (has that disease spread north yet?).

Rat, there is one flaw, you are so prideful but you try to deny it.

You are full of flaws, Rat, you just don’t see them.

Speaking of flaws…

Real estate agent: “… and this is a house without a flaw!”

Southern customer, in heavy drawl: “Without a flaw! What y’all walk on then?”

Ndboyo’s pcefret.

Rat you are a lot like me :)

Nary a flaw to be found. Some are just like that.

Goat will help you out…

Rat’s only flaw is that he’s too modest.

But… but… oh wait, it’s Rat — yah, no surprise there, sort of explains some things.

’Wonder what ever happened to that guy who said, “Make America Great Again,” during the 2020 wonderfully accepted inoculations.

I used to work for a large company and they got on this kick that every person would review themselves. The idea was that each person is tougher on themselves than their boss would be. (yeah, I know but some VP managed to get this fiasco through HR). Anyway, they ran into a problem when many people acted like Rat and gave themselves perfect ratings. So instead of the boss being able to lift people up and say they weren’t as bad as the rating they gave themselves, they had to knock the person down and explain why they weren’t getting promoted. It wound up as a total failure.

When was the first Perfect?

Rat and the “Postmaster General” DeJoy.

Larry the Croc makes a better president and works for zeeba meat.

The True Secret to a Fabulous Life?….Live Imperfectly With Great Delight!

Hard to see your flaws when you’re always gazing at your navel.

When you’ve got it, flaunt it

If he’s doing this by looking in a mirror, he needs glasses and lots and lots of therapy.

Pastis needs to learn how to show “sarcasm” on his cartoon faces.

His handwriting should be cursive

’He’s a rat as well’, so he cuts out the middle man.

If Rat is so perfect why didn’t he run for president ?

Lou Gherig and Cal Ripken beware.

Nobody’s perfect, Rat. You’re far from perfect