Adult Children by Stephen Beals for December 06, 2024

No backup plan for the sarcasm

sarcasm is a universal language

She could, but she won’t.

The one time I called around other places to find what a customer wanted was when I was still in fast food and we no longer carried something a woman’s hospitalized grandson had asked for. That’s the bar people need to cross to get that service. Well, maybe sick at home would have worked too but that’s it.

guess she ain’t commin back!

Their time when Tabby has not had her popcorn….thus……

Anybody that threatens to never come back – returns time and time again with the same nasty attitude.

And that’s why people use online shopping. Exactly what you want delivered free the next day. We no longer need to visit several stores.

LOL funny!

Many larger stores have wireless headsets for the staff. During peak hours, it’s a matter of seconds for a cashier to find someone who will help you in “just a minute”. During off-peak times … good luck with that.

Empty promise meet empty promise.

If you will tell us what you want us to stock for you, we will be sure not to.

“Did I find everything okay?” “Well, you’re either out of Abrams Tanks…or you don’t carry them.”

(with apologies to today’s Agnes.)

The shirt I’m wearing today says “Sarcasm: My gift to you all year long”

“Did you find everything ok?” Why, are you hiding stuff?

Bawahahaha….I so love Tabby.