Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 06, 2024

Men: can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

I’m here for you.

I’ll be your moron if you take more off.

Get ahold of yourself!

Better more on than less, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. unless he’s got bad breath.

Moron than off is the way she likes her men.

Well, part of one, at least…

Not all men are morons; some of us are idiots or imbeciles.

To quote James Thurber : There will never be a winner in the Battle of the Sexes. Too much fraternizing with the enemy.

she should check the comment sections, that’s where they (we) hang out.

She offered her honor so I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her.

Would be magician Sharon always took it hard when the audience failed to appreciate her signature “PULL A HANKY OUTTA MY MOUTH” trick.

Hopefully she will find a knowledgeable moron……..

I’ll pass on a moron. But some are wonderful ba$$~~ terds!

Aw. No they aren’t.

Miss America? I do.

Moron than off.

It’s such a bummer. You can’t have heterosexual sex without ’em. :)

Love the look of this. It needs to be 10 feet tall hanging in a gallery!

With talented hands?

I like ’em big and stupid!

I like ’em big and real dumb…

I met a guy who drives a truck (Peterbilt)

He can’t tell time, but he sure can

drive.

— Julie Brown

More on than off.

If they invented a vibrator that killed flies….

Men are like fishes. And I want fish right now.

Rem: you don’t have to buy the pig if you just want a little pork.

I think she needs an antidepressant.

That’s fine, but you didn’t need to VOTE for one.

That is not a fact. That is only her opinion. Avoid these women as often as possible. Save your time, talent, and treasure. Seek a good woman.