Close to Home by John McPherson for December 18, 2024

poor fella … when is the funeral?

at work, we got new printers. Toner cartridge is the same exact size and shape as the old printers but doesn’t work with the new printer. Even better, we couldn’t get new cartridges for over 2 months, long after they ran out. Had to steal a printer from another location until we could get new cartridges

George’s last day on the job.

That would be terrific if that were true.

Change the name to SCAM printers!

Just an evil plot to get you on their auto refill program

Another fired socialist!

What if we made every model the exact same color? Wait… never mind, it’s already been done.

And that’s how Harvey lost his job.

Seems to me that there’s a cost-benefit conflict between two departments: 1) those who want to make money by forcing customers to buy multiple models of ink cartridges, and 2) those who want to save money by having production lines for only one set of cartridges.

Why make it easy if they can make it difficult!!!

You can make dollars or you can make sense… but apparently not both.

Obviously, this man has no future in Marketing. Time to let him go.

Got Epson Printer with bottled ink. Cheaper.

The meeting ended abruptly for some reason….they all got copies of his pink slip memo…

Looks like the boss lady is pushing the little red button that opens the drop door.

There is hope! We finally have a universal phone charger.