In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 03, 2025

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    Ubintold  4 days ago

    Glad he could stay awake.

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    Zykoic  4 days ago

    Pretty slick.

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    kendavis09  4 days ago

    Looks like the goal post is in the middle of the field.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 days ago

    So a normal game then?

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    MS72  4 days ago

    Is there a halftime show?

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    Zebrastripes  4 days ago

    …and the fans are snoozing til the goal is reached….eternity…it seems.

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    basspro  4 days ago

    This game is going at a snails pace.

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    ira.crank  3 days ago

    An average NFL game on TV serves up 11 minutes of action, 3 minutes of cheerleaders, 2 hours of replays, and enough commercials to make you forget what sport you’re watching.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 days ago

    They’ve got the weight of the whorled on their shoulders.

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    Spence12 Premium Member 3 days ago

    Now honestly, shouldn’t a snail football stadium be tiny? For that matter, shouldn’t NBA hoops be heightened to take in account their current sizes?

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    backyardcowboy  3 days ago

    Wait till he kicks the field goal.

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    cuzinron47  3 days ago

    The play clock will run out before he gets there.

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    wildlandwaters  3 days ago

    he’s at the 20!…………… he’s at the 19!…………… he’s at the 18!……………. he’s…………………………..

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    wildlandwaters  3 days ago

    he’s gonna go all……………. the……………. waaaaaayt for it………….. he………………. scorrrrres!… just look at that trail of slime, Troy! Have you ever seen anything like that!! That’s gotta be one for the record books!!

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