Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 24, 2024

He’s catted. Happens to me and my wife.

We call it being “purred in”

COL syndrome

CatOnLap

That’s the way it goes sometimes.

Ho ho ho. Meowy Catmas.

Only Ninja Sloth can saves the day now by moving cat to another place so fast that nobody not even cat is knows it moved.

That’s fine – there is always boxing day.

Santa’s been placed on hold.

I loved our kitty, but if I had to get up, I HAD TO GET UP! Sorry, kitty!

cat✽astrophe

I just get up and put my cat in the warm spot that I was sitting. She usually just curls up and waits for me to come back.

Thank you Mark. My first smile of the day…

The Santa Claws: See who has/wears the Claws in Santa’s home.

Use the Cat-apult.

Someone go find ALF.

quick! someone shake a dry cat food bag!

Priorities. You can’t disturb the sleeping cat.

A cute case of Feline Paralysis

quick. someone open up a can of cat food in the other room, ours would leave instantly

Santa’s stuck in Lapland.

OH, NO! Someone, quick – rattle the treat box!

C’mon, Rudolph in the window — reach in there and give that cat a nudge with your nose. You’ll go down in history again for saving Christmas TWICE!

Don’t cancel spelling lessons. Variations extend beyond a fugue or a symphony.

Take an L from Las Vegas is you so desire.

Nonsense, Santa. Mrs. C can provide surrogate lap duties without even waking the cat up.

Meowy Christmas and Nappy New Year.

This is where Mrs. Claus sits down and a person-to-person cat transplant is peformed. Christmas is saved!

He’s got COL!

Feline paralysis strikes again!

Santa knows it’s dangerous to disturb a sleeping kitty. Do it at your own peril, Santa!

Never wake a sleeping lap-cat!

so… disturbing the cat would risk getting SANTA CLAWED?

Deploy the can opener, Mrs. Claus! Merry Christmas to you too, Mark Parisi. I always get a laugh from your toons.

Best reason to cancel Christmas. I would not disturb a sleeping kitty on my lap either.

Thx for the cool comics!!