Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 20, 2024

There but for the crates of cod, go I.

Trying to come up with a witticism, but all I do if flounder. I won’t carp, though. I just come here for the halibut. I’ll perch my bass in the corner and watch the puns roll in.

Codfrey Daniel! Fishlips galore!

Thank Cod…

I’ll heat up the fryer.

What’s on your fish list?

This one of those Hollywood celebrities?

You did that for the halibut. That took sheer gill.

Good Reef! Don’t get caught under the mistletoe with this Grouper.

Sometheeng really fishy here.

Sounds fishy to me.

He/she looking at me!

If I hooked this guy, I’d definitely do “catch and release”. (I was hoping to make another fish pun, but I codn’t think of any!)

Holy carp! For a second there I thought I was reading Looks Good on Paper!

And tor my trouble all I got was a case of the crabs…..

Collagen injections gone wrong.

John’s been hanging out with that Dan Collins kid again!

Edward G. Robinson – is that you?

Seems fishy.

Cod bless us all, everyone.

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Oh boy! I got a fish in my stocking! That will make my feets smell better!

Mrs. Paul is waiting…

This Cod needs to brought down to scale!

He can’t be throwing his weight around like that!

I’d have thought Christmas groper was more your style, John. Oh, I meant Grouper.

♪♫ “Fish Lips, Fish Lips, Roly-Poly Fish Lips…” ♪♫

I bought my cat one of those life size battery operated flopping trout toys. She was terrified of it.

i guess you put this out there just for the halibut

Jeez, it happens every year. John invites Dan Collins over for a Yuletide libation and then they get drinking like fishes!

Always felt there was something fishy about that guy.

are you catfishing me?

Cod dang it… love that artwork, John!

Guindon would have drawn Santa Carp.

I will let that one go away.