B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 27, 2024

And oil it every day.

“Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?”

“Oh, shut up. And go and change your armor.”

Wouldn’t that armor rust?

It suits him. Now, off to Id.

Weekly or weakly?

Grease your bearings.

All you need now is a rusty, I mean trusty, steed.

He’s making a pilgrimage to Id.

the future is now

Every time you just get the dang thing on you get the urge to hit the bathroom!

If the political climate had not changed, he would have been in drag.

Just be sure ‘to come in from the pouring rain.’

Whew! I was afraid he was going to get a Speedo.

And thus began the battle of armor vs. armor-piercing.

That does raise an interesting question, just how did they do their business?

…And I hope the same goes for the exchange!

He didn’t specify just how futuristic.

You’ll be sorry. I hear it gets really hot in the summer in those things.

When a man’s an empty kettle

He should be on his mettle

And yet I’m torn apart

Just because I’m presumin’

That I could be a human

If I only had a heart

I’d be tender, I’d be gentleAnd awful sentimental

Regarding love and art

I’d be friends with the sparrows

And the boy that shoots the arrows

If I only had a heart

Picture me a balcony

Above a voice sings low

[CUTE BROAD] Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

[BC] I hear a beat, how sweet!

Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion

And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper

And I’d lock it with a zipper…

If I only had a heart

Oh the chafing!

Cave mans got hoses?

“OIL CAN”…

This is not “walking around” armor.

spray it with Armor All.

Water? Never! Spray it sown with WD40.

……and change the feather on top!!!!

Hose it out weekly for skid marks.

Is once, each knight often enough?