Strange Brew by John Deering for December 24, 2024

“Glatt Kosher/Halal” may suit you better.

…or we could go for some fast food, and chase down the waiter who just ran out the back door.

Eskimo Pie for dessert.

Should have been fish caught while swimming upstream, don’t know how to shorten that.

What’s a panda doing there? Pandas aren’t bears. Yes they are. No. Yes. They’re raccoons. No, they’re bears. Fine, you and your high falluten wiki computer stuff. Harrrrummppph.

At least there is no pineapple.

Ummm, i think the compromise would involve seeing who got the bigger half of the panda.

Gent would disagree. He has a finely developed palate and prefers to dine on the contents of thoughtfully packed pic-a-nic baskets.

Panda: Eats Chutes & Leaves

mmmm! my personal favorites!

A polar bear, a grizzly bear, and a panda walk into a bar. …

The bear necessities.

No Cheetos?

its the We Bear bears … there’s Ice and Panda and of course Grizz

Let’s order what we like and get separate checks.