Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 24, 2024

I’m frankly incensed.

Well, that star in the east was gaslighting.

Looks like they rode llamas.

The Three Kings are disoriented.

They were ahead of their times.

Unbeliefable.

What? No William Devane ads pushing gold?

But my GPS says we were supposed follow the North Star until we reached Bethlehem Circle, and the turn left.

I knew we should’ve turned left at Albuquerque!

And myrrh spelled backward is hrrym!! HELP PLEH MIRROR RORRIM SYNDROME EMORDNYS….

Myrrhderers Row right there…

I try to skip past the ads.

And ads for People Magazine. You know, with stars.

I wish all my adds were former.

Is it just me, or does the camel look like Mark Zuckerberg?

I’ve heard it said you can never have too much myrrh.

“What is myrrh anyway?”

“It is a valuable balm.”

“A BOMB?! WHAT ARE YOU GIVING HIM A BOMB FOR? THROW IT IN THE TROUGH!”

if you’ve gone too far, you’re in Allentown!

Boy, this is funny and spot on.

The three “not so wise men”.

Puts the phones down, guys and look at the miracle in front of you.

We need those tracking cookies to “enhance’” your browsing experience. How intelligent can an AI be when it tries to sell you something you’ve already bought?

It reminds me of an old joke where Sam is trying to sell Ed an elephant. Sam goes on and on about the virtues of owning an elephant and Ed is literally not buying it because he doesn’t want the expense and trouble associated with owning an elephant. Finally Sam says, “OK, I’ll throw in a whole other elephant.” Ed says, “Now, you have me interested.”

Substitute Ginzu Steak knives for elephant and you have the basis for a late-night TV commercial.

Are you treating it as useless Noel-edge?

They pulled into Nazareth, feelin’ ’bout half-past dead.

Myrrh is the incense for cats. They ask for it by name.

Frank is incensed!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!

Myrrh-y Christmas one and all

OK… who heisted my MYRRH E-mail account?

Marquette University is marketing impure GOLD .

Your phones are listening to you, guys. My coworker and I were talking about something the other day. Just talking. You know, in person. No texting, email or anything like that. Later that day – no word of a lie – I was getting ads on google, facebook, and youtube, for the very thing we had been talking about.

Myrrh is a balm, like Ben-Gay.

Can you buy it from a myrrhmaid?

The one in the middle is the little drummer boy. Later joined a band an became famous as „Animal“.

You can keep the myrrh ! ;-) Merry Christmas, and “Get on with it!” Python, Monty

STOP USING GOOGLE THEN!

That must be Caleb, the Geico camel, ready for hump day being a holiday this year.

Are they in Peru? How come there’s a Lama?