Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 01, 2025

In the blink of an eye: swipes, opens, drinks, discards, resumes slothful position. Ninja Sloth!

As the other famous ninja, Naruto, would say, the man received one thousand years of death.

So what happened here?

Option 1. NS took the bottle and finished it off and threw the empty bottle behind that guy.

Option 2. NS too the bottle, shook it and then threw it behind the guy so that the cork popped and hit the guy in the a$$.

Option 3. NS did nothing and the guy just got drunk and threw the empty bottle behind him.

that’s an “acquaintance” that won’t soon be forgot

Ouch!

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Hands up, baby, hands up

Got a cork up my …

Got a cork up my …

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Ninja Sloth is able to do it, but for humans, it’s generally not a good idea to try to climb a tree after you’ve been drinking.

Yay! The best way to opens new year is with Ninja Sloth. Happy New 2025 ya permanent Markers. May there be more Ninja Sloth this year !

Put a cork in it …!

Put a cork in it.

Oh, it did…

He will remember this one of quite few years…

And the moral of this comic is “do not attempt to open a bottle of champagne if Ninja Sloth is around.”

His expression is priceless!

CORKING UP HIS B-HOLE!

definitely won’t be party poopin :⸾

That’s an interesting start to the new year.

Can you imagine him trying to explain what happened when he goes to the E.R. to get uncorked?

Neat!

At least the bottle isn’t pointed in front of him.

What the heck happened to the UI? New Year and they decided to mess with the layout – BLECH!!!!!

Needs a panel between #3 and #4! :-)

Oooooh, that’s gonna sting! :D

Serves you right!!! Happy New Year, Ninja Sloth! ❤️

Happy new year Ninja Sloth! ❤️