Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 08, 2025

2 a.m. Got up for a quick snack. Thought I’d check the comics. Read this one. No longer want a snack.

Guess I should be grateful the comic isn’t in color.

Gross

I’d hate to see the party pooper.

Sit on it!

I get it from my Uncle Santa’s side of the family, but his looked more like a bowl full of jello.

Liposuction leavings should be left for the clinic to dispose of. It is not meant to become your pet.

I can’t bring myself to try the jab

I had a gut feeling this would happen!

My belly fat is stubborn too!

Never replace the bellybutton with a zipper.

“You want a beer, belly?”

A little bit of obsolete micro-soft.

That’s Vitamin C – Cholesterol lol

Ewww!

She needs a divorce lawyer.

umm… yuck…..

Spandex didn’t work?

Ewww. At least put it in a wagon

I wish it was that easy to get rid of it. Put it in a box and send it away.

Can you at least try to cover it up a little bit?

I’m not sure I can stomach this.