Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 12, 2009

Couldn’t leave well enough alone.

Be VERY CAREFUL what you wish for!

Work in progress…

Good one, hippo!

brraapp

I believe we have a winner, my younger brothers would be very impressed.

A pox will soon descend upon us my brothers.

have a daughter who at the age of 5 could have beaten the hippo hands down, all on a glass of milk or water. Now That’s impressive! (her sibs were less impressed!)

So mucha for paradise.

But can the Hippo burp the alphabet?

But can the Hippo burp the alphabet?

It looks like a deer hunting camp in da U-P eh.

Wiley, God is a Woman, or have you forgotten??????

Lurah said, about 1 hour ago

Wiley, God is a Woman, or have you forgotten?????? -

… Maybe that’s why she made us get up out of the chair! Burrp!!!

Funny strip with a sad ending. lol

I have a problem with this whole “before women” concept: life is much more than TV, pizza, and beer.

There are also buffalo wings…

Ok, a joke’s a joke, but how would Adam feel if he were the only guy without a woman?

Ok! So we all have problems would we really truly give up girls, women, ladies, for paradise? Do the math – we, (none) would be here …. U guessed it!

God still works on it to keep belchings become silent.

My wife is a petite woman who can out belch the best of them.

On behalf of childish men everywhere, I’d like to express our deep appreciation for the women who can rip off a good burp. We love you guys!

hmmmm … if you burp loud enough to reach the sky, I have a bit o’ respect for ya’ll

Wiley knows God is not a woman, only feminazis think this.

God could never be a woman. If that were the case it would be the men getting pregnant and dealing with all the fun stuff that comes with that!

If a man lets one rip in the forest and there was no woman to hear it, wouldn’t it be totally pointless??

There is no such thing as God but if this fairy tale were the least bit true, it should have left well enough alone!

oh good grief

quit with all the religosity people. It’s a comic, and a very funny one!

BTW, my step-daughter has the most profound belch I have every heard!

And sadly there are people who believed that the KJV is the original version of the Bible, Mr. Doty.

KJV stands for King James Version. It was authorized by King James I of England in 1604. Because of its linguistic majesty, it’s considered the standard if the Bible is quoted in formal composition. You can read it here:

http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/Bible/

vexatron1984: There’s a joke that God is female, and created Adam first because he was the “rough draft”, while Eve was the improved “final form”.

Morgen (pictured left) comes up with some awesome burps. Sometimes, he even makes my husband blush. Then Morgen just sits there and laughs.

BTW, Burgundy, KJV is King James Version of the Bible.

And everyone knows that G-d made Man first as a practice piece. Then, after noting all the bugs in that version, he created Woman.

Hahahahahaha!!

for the flatulance flamimg competiion the winner would be mona from cest la vie, see yesterdays strip for the reason

Good Gawd! The Holy Rollies!

Good Gawd! The Holy Rollies!

Pouncingtiger, best comment!

re cest la vie, lol

Hey how about God makes the other end burp and adds odor What a great Idea and then add matches. FOOOM!!!!

I’ve never liked these “Before Eve” cartoons. They’re corny and 100% inaccurate. There was no time at all between Adam and Eve. Or if there was, it was less than a day. And Adam was asleep the whole time.

Who ever said God was a woman? Who made that up? God does have a wife, but she has a name. We call her “Heavenly Mother”.

I heard that Adam ate the apple, for punishment, God made Eve.