Safest beach to swim at as the sharks won’t attack due to “professional courtesy”.Incidentally, how private can the beach be if any schmuck can just wander on to it?!? My idea of who can get on to a private beach is…. me.
Well, it’s like this. The average person can’t afford to get elected. Businessmen don’t have enough free time to get elected. That leaves Lawyers as the only ones for those jobs.G-d help us all.
It’s all very easy to rag on lawyers until you actually need one. I am on disability. Several years ago, the government tried to collect from me $9,000 they alleged was paid to me in error. An excellent attorney took my case pro bono. Over the course of several months, she spent more time on the phone dealing with federal flunkies than I can imagine, eventually winning my case. I no longer rag on lawyers.
My family had a beachfront cottage on Cape Cod. We usually sat on cottage’s decks rather than on the beach, but my father (who was a Judge) would get apoplectic if someone sat on “his” beach, or even walked across it. Even more apoplectic when someone stole the private beach signs. There was a breakthrough in the barrier beach protecting our property and eventually our cottage fell into the Atlantic proving it wasn’t his beach after all.
I don’t have a problem with lawyers, but private beaches get on my nerves. Fortunately in Michigan the public can walk on all beaches….between the water and the highest waterline.
comicgos over 13 years ago
Is there any place on earth safe from those aliens?
EarlWash over 13 years ago
In Texas they are called Attorneys, because their pronounciation of Lawyers sounds identical to Liars.
dataweaver over 13 years ago
Right. The private beach gets the lifeguards, and the public beach gets the lawy- err, the attorneys.
phuhknees over 13 years ago
On a private beach the sharks are ON the beach…
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
And you thought getting suit-ready for the beach meant exercising.
kreole over 13 years ago
Isn’t our pres. a lawy-eer?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
This one will help you sink.
weasel_monkey over 13 years ago
Safest beach to swim at as the sharks won’t attack due to “professional courtesy”.Incidentally, how private can the beach be if any schmuck can just wander on to it?!? My idea of who can get on to a private beach is…. me.
Terrance McIntosh Premium Member over 13 years ago
Obi Wan: Luke welcome to America and her lawyers…You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…
x_Tech over 13 years ago
uh oh, sharks sighted. Quick get the lawyers in the water to scare them off.
dfowensby over 13 years ago
and all the judges. which takes care of all 3 branches of the government
Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well, it’s like this. The average person can’t afford to get elected. Businessmen don’t have enough free time to get elected. That leaves Lawyers as the only ones for those jobs.G-d help us all.
wicky over 13 years ago
Around here, we call them “lounge lizards”.
T_Lexi over 13 years ago
Earl Wash: I hadn’t heard that one before. ; ) You made my day!
demorodney over 13 years ago
Personally, I wouldn’t go to any private beach that would allow me to be there.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Fair warning: Once my daughter finishes law school, I will have to sue all of your for libel. :-) Including the Road Runner coyote.
DavidGBA over 13 years ago
Ambulances chase lawyers !
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
It’s all very easy to rag on lawyers until you actually need one. I am on disability. Several years ago, the government tried to collect from me $9,000 they alleged was paid to me in error. An excellent attorney took my case pro bono. Over the course of several months, she spent more time on the phone dealing with federal flunkies than I can imagine, eventually winning my case. I no longer rag on lawyers.
yyyguy over 13 years ago
a good lawyer is worth his or her weight in gold. the problem is that often “a good lawyer” seems to be an oxymoron,
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
I see no guard or hand rails. that’s basis for a personal injury suit.
galanti over 13 years ago
My family had a beachfront cottage on Cape Cod. We usually sat on cottage’s decks rather than on the beach, but my father (who was a Judge) would get apoplectic if someone sat on “his” beach, or even walked across it. Even more apoplectic when someone stole the private beach signs. There was a breakthrough in the barrier beach protecting our property and eventually our cottage fell into the Atlantic proving it wasn’t his beach after all.
dflak over 13 years ago
Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. Nobody likes them, but you have to have them because the other guy has them too.
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
Finding a “good” lawyer requires an alchemist; one who can turn lead into gold.
runninanreadin over 13 years ago
Sharks saving you from sharks? Is that kosher?
treered over 13 years ago
if the lawyer were really on duty, he’d be having them sign a release….
Varnes over 13 years ago
I don’t have a problem with lawyers, but private beaches get on my nerves. Fortunately in Michigan the public can walk on all beaches….between the water and the highest waterline.
MrPinkle over 13 years ago
Different FROM…more than, less than, different FROM.