Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 14, 2011
Transcript:
Elwood: "Hey, darlin.' Elwood here. Callin' about the "Eyez of Zeye" film" Tiffany: "Yes! Hi, El! So... did they pick who will play Zeye?" Elwood: "They did" Tiffany: "AAAAAAND??" Elwood: "It's not you" Tiffany: "YES! I knew it! I knew I'd get-" Tiffany: "Wait, what?" Elwood: "They wanted and unknown. Which, of course, you're not"
bikenboatn about 13 years ago
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…..
bikenboatn about 13 years ago
If she had half a brain, she’d be a half-wit.
rayannina about 13 years ago
Reality rears its ugly (though not as ugly as Tiffany’s soul) head …
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
Ahhhhh, YES.“And the football is SNATCHED away from Tiffany and she FALLS on Her Back!”
Once upon a time Tifanny WAS a LOT like Ann Effiel is Now: Evil, Manipulative, Relentless. A perfect villianess.
Now, she’s just a pathetic shell of her former self, and a target for everyone’s abuse. I MISS the ‘Old’ Tiffany.
Oh, and someone please tell why it is necessary to call person to tell them they DIDN’T get the part?
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
We’re back to the airhead we love to make fun of. What an ego – as usual – in the second panel. Elwood’s sarcasm did get through to her – too bad.
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
WHERE.IS.TONI.DAYTONA??
Comicman424 about 13 years ago
Better cover your ears, everybody; Tiffany’s screaming can peel paint, and we’re guaranteed to hear lots of it by the next strip.
Belinda Banana Ana about 13 years ago
Lol Tiffiany’s face looks funny. I think I will paste it to MS paint and draw on it.
Mighty_Mouse about 13 years ago
Legend in her own mind.
Rockabore about 13 years ago
I really hope not. It’s kind of getting old when Luann gets chosen for everything or by every guy in the strip.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Elwood is greasy, lowdown, despicable, and utterly uncaring about other people (except insofar as he can use them). So, maybe he really is a producer.Tiffany would be able to play “first, nameless, pre-credits victim” in a teenage slasher-film, but anything more would above her ability.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Elwood’s just doing his imitation Hollywood producer schtick…..
He’s still smarting from rejection by Luann, so now he has to act even more like a big shot….
As if the job had been his to offer, or he had anything to do with the selection process.
Playing cool, and impervious….. with the cigarette and all….
"Hey, tellin’ Tiff she’s not an unknown…. it’s just a stroke, man….
Gotta keep the poor kid happy, you know, (draws in some smoke through his teeth…)….
cuz she might just be useful some time…
to a guy like me."
wiselad about 13 years ago
we could look it from “another perspective”. maybe Tiff is “too well known” by the producers and they see her like Terrell Owens is seen as team obliterator , and is why she was not chosen
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Start making sense, Elwood. If Tiff is not playing the part because she is not an unknown, what is she known for? Perhaps her Miss Chamber fiasco is rearing it’s ugly head?
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Ah – Thanksgiving is almost here. Time to check in with the rest of the cast and see where everybody stands.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 13 years ago
Tiff, suck it up and get a job at Weenieworld.
draksig about 13 years ago
I don’t think Luann tried out, but didn’t she do that part for a gaming convention once?
been there about 13 years ago
comic strip writers must also write soaps. they drag the story out just as long and jump around just as much.
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
Elwood, Ann Eiffel, and Dirk are seen mostly in black. Coincidence? I think not. Kind of like the white hats and black hats in the old westerns.
JohnRPelt about 13 years ago
He says they wanted an unknown and it’s not her. Hmmm… this could be more blowback from that firefighter dinner scam from awhile back… which TJ also got away from blameless.
hwcrescent about 13 years ago
el ROD is awesome
elysummers about 13 years ago
How much more unknown could she be for gosh sakes
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
If they are making the movie right there in Pittsville, that would mean that the companies associated with the movies production are all in contact with the local Chamber of Commerce. Tiffay Farrel aka Shereton St.Louis aka Personna Non Grata.
StoicLion1973 about 13 years ago
I think Tiff’s previous behavior as Sheraton St. Louis came back to bite her in the butt.
Dragongirl2319 about 13 years ago
I already hate this storyline. I mean, we all know it wasn’t gonna be her, why make a whole freakin’ storyline outta it.
keokuk about 13 years ago
I hate it when we are left hanging on a dramatic storyline…why interrupt the Bradoni story with such predictable stuff?
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
When will Tiff the blond have a brain cell? When she’s pregnant!
geneking7320 about 13 years ago
Does anyone think Greg Evans could spin another strip from Luann? If so, which characters would be in it?
R Ball Premium Member about 13 years ago
@geneking7320: I wonder if even Greg could spin off another syndicated comic strip nowadays. I get the impression that print comics pages are shrinking. I don’t look at the ones I used to see in the Detroit Free Press; they eliminated too many I enjoyed. I get my strips emailed from Daily Ink and gocomics. Greg touches on some of this in his latest column, I just noticed.
Ginispics about 13 years ago
…we see where this is going….right??
flyersnut27 Premium Member about 13 years ago
And the latest Brad and Toni issue is resolved.. Just like that? Lame
doverdan about 13 years ago
elwood is better than eyeful.imo
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Awww…And after everything she did just to get famous. I hate to think her scandal as Miss Chamber of Commerce had something to do with it.
Kirk Sinclair about 13 years ago
Elwood apparently is every bit the skilled manipulator as Ann Awful, but then Tiffany with her gigantic ego and lack of brains is an easy mark. I’m a bit curious to see what it is Elwood wants/is scheming for – I want to see “the setup” – and wish that Greg would move this story faster, because Tiffany is pretty one dimensional and boring.
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Ah, the price we pay for fame….On the bright side, it kind of puts her in the same league with the Halle Berry, Drew Barrymore and all the other big-time celebrities..Emphasis on “kind of”…
Bucinka about 13 years ago
Hm. So Elwood may be a slimeball, but at least he knows diplomacy.
BillWa about 13 years ago
Considering how obvious Luann getting the part is, the fact that it is so obvious a plot twist shows it will not happen, but because we see it for the plot twist that it is, and therefore not happening, it therefore ollows that she will.Norman, I am Lying
Jaymi Cee Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh, please let it be LuAnn! Even if her parents nix it, I would just LOVE to see Tiffany’s fat head explode. Consider it a Christmas present to us all, Greg!
GasHouseGorilla about 13 years ago
Tiffany, you’re doing it all wrong! If you don’t want to be an unknown like Luann, maybe you should contact someone in Puerto Rico. I think Yenny will give you some great dressing tips, but then, you will be probably get kicked out of school!
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
Panel 3 – great cheerleader moves. Annnnd she doesn’t even have to know what she’s cheering.
doverdan about 13 years ago
Where can this arc go without Luann becoming part of it?.So I would guess that she will.
mallardjusted about 13 years ago
Like it or get out? Who died and made you Fuehrer, tough guy?
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 13 years ago
Hey, Ottddesu: where you live, what would the weather bee, Mr.?
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh, c’mon Flash. We’ve seen worse — even on this site!
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 13 years ago
Flash – Cool Circle “R” ranch symbol, thar, pardner.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 13 years ago
A dead man, you say? Ah hears they tell no tales, but the record says otherwise. More midwestern lore than anything else is what I heard.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 13 years ago
Tigger – beneath those bangs is a bust.
mallardjusted about 13 years ago
She looks creepy in panel 4. She’s a much bigger quackerface than Toni is anyday of the week. Toni’s a hottie, this one’s a nottie.
Tinyman about 13 years ago
Now do we have to wait a month before we get to see Toni and Brad make up?
Chocoloop about 13 years ago
After the admittedly compelling Greg/Toni storyline, I am ready for Luann to come back. We will see…
flashman.ace about 13 years ago
Not unless Greg hates money or being popular, and he doesn’t seem to be allergic to either of those.
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
Ouch, that’s harsh! Her baby would have the brain cell, NOT Tiff!
A.Ficionada about 13 years ago
I think I sense a smaller role coming…
Rockabore about 13 years ago
It would be funny if the only character with the ambition to be an actor got the role then we’d see Toni’s brother Jonah dressed up in the Zeye costume.
Snoopy_Fan about 13 years ago
I sure do enjoy seeing the girls’ perky, uh… smiles… in this strip. (See 3rd panel.)
vldazzle about 13 years ago
I only read the 1st page of comments and I agree with Sisyphos! Very close to my bedtime
doverdan about 13 years ago
You are right..We did think TJ had a plot up his sleeve. But it was nothing. A bummer for the kid.
Airman about 13 years ago
From the newcomer…who is Elwood? A former student? A stalker of high school girls? The runt of the Blues Brothers’ litter?
Bill the Butcher about 13 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking. Especially since she didn’t even audition for the role, she’s a shoo in. Logic does not exist in Greg Evans’ universe.
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
If any critique or observation that isn’t 100% supportive of the strip or adoring of the slightest thing Greg does is “useless”, than what, exactly, are the point of comments by anyone who loves every single thing about it? Greg doesn’t really read these posts, the arc we read’s already finished weeks ago – so why are any of us here? .It’s called a FORUM – an idea exchange and a concept that Evans supports yet you seem to have a problem grasping. So everyone who’s not in love with this storyline or ecstatic over the character development should just dummy up and appreciate it or go away?
If you want everyone to love the comic unconditionally or leave, then perhaps you might want to consider that YOU could be the one in the “wrong” location.
Peggy Kroeker almost 13 years ago
Finally!!! We’ve been waiting weeks to hear if Tiffany got the part.
Tommygunner almost 12 years ago
Doh!