Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 23, 2011
Transcript:
Gunther: "That's certainly a sizable purse, Tiffany" Tiffany: "It's not a purse. It's a bad" Knute: "I always wonder what girls carry in those monsters" Tiffany: "Wanna know?" Gunther: "Wow! Makeup, iPod, combs,brushes,CDs, clothes, keys,magazines, perfume, tweezers, food, toilet paper, mirror, batteries, photos, phone, flip flops" Knute: "Calendar, aspirin, hand, sanitizer, toothbrush, safety pins, water, floss, umbrella, breath spray, jewelry, flashlight, tape measure, pens, gum..." Gunther: "But no wallet? No money?" Knute: "Dude, what could she possibly need to buy?" Tiffany: "A big, strong guy would be nice"
barbarasbrute about 13 years ago
I used to work with a gal who actually carried a navy duffel bag. I think it made her feel important that she needed to carry so much junk.
luckylouie about 13 years ago
I started carrying a European man’s shoulder bag (NOT a purse) because I have to carry so much stuff pertaining to my diabetes. Then I thought “Hey, it would be handy to carry this, that, and the other thing.” Gave it to my wife (NOW it’s a purse) and got a bigger one. Now it’s getting crowded. Seems the ladies had a good idea all along.
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
OK, flip flops I get, because pedicures can strike at any moment, but toilet paper? Greg, get real.
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
Also, who uses, let alone carries around, a calendar these days if you have a cell phone? And photos when you have a phone and/or iPod? Same argument.
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
I carry a huge sack…….[uhoh]
TooOldToBeCool about 13 years ago
What, no kitchen sink?
legaleagle48 about 13 years ago
That’s not a purse, that’s a portable Walgreen’s Pharmacy!
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Sniff. Does not anyone else feel just a tiny tinge of sympathy for Tiff’s plaintive lament in panel 4?Her repeated failure at connecting with a boyfriend is catching up with her.
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
Why are you limiting yourself to one carry-on anyway? Unless you’re flying with Spirit, most major airlines allow two carry-ons, and a purse definitely counts as one of them. I can’t carry a purse in addition to a computer bag and normal carry-on and get away with it.
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
You nailed that one, Greg missed a big opportunity to be accurate – and adult. He definitely needs a consultant if he’s gonna go anywhere near purse territory.
JerryTheK about 13 years ago
Good One Greg!
Purple Me about 13 years ago
Yeahp. you need TP if you ever find an un stocked bathroom! I actually have the most teeny tiny perfect person! !! I bought it at the Art Museum Gift store. It was created by airline stewardesses, I must say, it is the most perfect purse in the entire universe!!! It better be, for the price I paid! I plan to use it forever. My clever neo classical gothic thrift store buckle purse is broken. anyway. the new purse is like, “Baggalini” brand. I think. It’s about the size to fit an old paperback book, back when we had them. OH, that’s what the author of this strip, forgot the Ipad for Tiff’s bag. OH. and you sillies. Girls do not need feminine “protection” now, in this modern age. The modern contraceptives, the “pill” will protect you from that too. ; P women do not get the monthly times any more. It’s probably why YOUNG women get cancer and end up on Cheerio boxes for cancer awareness messages. Recently, little steel wallets were a big fashion trend for the ladies. Now, everything is big bags again. sighs.
luvmone about 13 years ago
Have you seen the bathrooms in most schools today? TP is vital! And Lysol!!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 13 years ago
Personally, I use a photographer’s vest. Almost as much junk, but the weight is better distributed. ;)
Mr. Tinkles about 13 years ago
If I had that much stuff to carry around I’d use a backpack.
jenbrown1017 about 13 years ago
we don’t carry them EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!
cork about 13 years ago
TP I understand, but Tape measure? What’s that for, who doesn’t measure up?
dre7861 about 13 years ago
I see Tiffany keeps her purse more organized than most women!
luannfan about 13 years ago
Memories of the “can you spare a square” Seinfeld epiode.
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
A 15 or 16 year old girl with out ‘feminine hygiene’? I find THAT hard to believe! Of course, the boys could have been to ashamed to say the actual word so “That thing there” would have sufficed.
Kirk Sinclair about 13 years ago
Tiff has the glazed look in her eyes of over-satiety, IOW too much stuff. She’s supposed to be beautiful, but she looks so jaded and old beyond her very few years. Consumerista.
Mark Hanson about 13 years ago
CDs and an iPod?
yaakovashoshana about 13 years ago
Okay, I’ll confess that I carry a large purse. My reasoning has always been that I may be away from home, away from my car, or away from my desk at work, but I will ALWAYS be within a few steps of my purse. So if I might need it, it goes in the bag.
weblais about 13 years ago
We can discuss the contents all we want— but why did Tiffany just show her inner workings to two male classmates? Doesn’t ring a little hollow for the girl who is outwardly such an exhibitionist, but inwardly guarded?
nancyroy2 about 13 years ago
…looks like my bag!
Belinda Banana Ana about 13 years ago
Actually that could all be pretty accurate. Toilet paper to use as keelnex, Ive done that before, and photos, yeah why not?
Pharmakeus Ubik about 13 years ago
She may not be able to buy one, but she could go down to the Home Depot parking lot and rent one for a few hours.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
“It’s not a purse – it’s EUROPEAN!”
Bucinka about 13 years ago
Apparently she expects people to buy things for her. I still think she’s nothing but a coconut.PS: I don’t even carry a purse.
tegm about 13 years ago
yeah, laugh it up. It’s always annoying when a guy asks you if you wouldn’t mind putting his stuff in your purse because he’s too “manly” to have a bag of his own. Also, if you have a bag you’re much less likely to lose your keys, phone, sunglasses, and wallet.
Waddling Eagle about 13 years ago
An iPod and CDs?
Kathy M T M Premium Member about 13 years ago
Dear Purple Me- what planet do you live on??
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
Am I the only one who doesn’t get why people can’t be bothered to read any of the previous comments before they post? Aside from the duh factor of posting what someone else has already pointed out hours ago, why would you expect anyone to bother to read what you’ve written when you clearly can’t give anyone else’s comment the same respect?
keithk501 about 13 years ago
Trust me. There are LOTS of bathrooms in the U.S. that have empty T.P. dispensers. My gal pal carries a pack of t.p. she picked up in a camping store to be prepared just in case. She been glad to have it more than once
Joseph Krois about 13 years ago
What no tampons? How unrealistic can you get!
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
@mojitobaby; I used to try reading all the comments before putting my own in. By the time I got to the end, I had forgotten what I wanted to say. And it was absolutely not worth writing them down and then typing them in.
I wouldn’t say I don’t respect what other people have to say at all. I’m sorry if you think that.
leenamielke about 13 years ago
Tiffany has such big hands!
LindainOregon about 13 years ago
“But she can’t find her keys…..”Believe it or not, I used to have that song memorized!
fjcastel about 13 years ago
i am really afraid to ask why does tiff need a tape measure? is she one of those that believe in size does mater?
vldazzle about 13 years ago
And as to TP, many of us get spoiled by the luxury brands we use at home, and the school may have a cheap and scratchy single ply. When traveling, I often too my own (also take my own nose tissues even for a weekend trip).
vldazzle about 13 years ago
I only carried a tape measure when shopping for furniture in resale stores (kept a plan printed to scale of the areas I was working on as well -I do CAD). I left much furniture back in IL when I moved and have many pieces from those shops -such fun! I also bought new from catalogs like Design Toscano (carved wood). I have allergies and now never take medications so I buy the small packets of nose tissues that stay neat and contained to take for all day events (as an adult, also take my beverage frozen in a cooler to those).
DoubleM almost 12 years ago
My backpack has most of those things.