Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: All I do is worry. Goat: About what? Rat: Things that have happened. Things that haven't happened. Things that might happen. Goat: What good does that do? Rat: Because if I don't worry, life's bad stuff will sneak up on me. Worrying is my way of saying '@*#$% you, life...you won't surprise me.' Goat: But you believe life is bad anyway. So why worry? Rat: Maybe you're right. Goat: Yeah. So close your eyes and relax. Rat: Relax. *CRACK* Goat: I've been waiting ten years to do that. Pig: Never stop worrying.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
Ha Ha, Yeah! Get’em Goat! This is what the comics are for! Thank you, Stephan. aloha
LLABDDO almost 13 years ago
Rat’s a crackhead.
LucianDragos almost 13 years ago
Dead Goat Walk’in!
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Wow! Goat finally went postal on Rat! ’Bout time!
finale almost 13 years ago
Who cares about the Super Bowl, now? .That’s the best HIT you will see today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
And the Crowd rises as one and cheers its acclaim!
doc white almost 13 years ago
Not to worry.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
That’s a new expression for Goat, isn’t it?
Harryfan almost 13 years ago
Who wants to get in line behind Goat to get a crack at Rat?
seyleigh almost 13 years ago
I would have used a pot of boiling water instead of mere frying pan. But I guess Goat had to improvise.
Jess V almost 13 years ago
Go Goat!!! It’s about time you got Rat back for the horrible things he says to you.
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
Thanks, Goat.
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
O__O Wow. Looks like Rat got a taste of his own medicine.
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
Rat had it coming! :D
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Only ten years?
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Oh, this has got to be the best one in years. Never saw it coming. It is, however, a bit frightening that Rat’s personality is rubbing off on the others.
AlbertNonyMouse almost 13 years ago
Well now, my father always used to say “Worry is the price you pay for what doesn’t happen!” OK, but he never quite got to the first corollary, which is: Therefore worry!
Kaputnik almost 13 years ago
Haven’t seen this side to Goat before. It has to have been building since day one of the strip.
Now it’s Pig’s turn.
zero almost 13 years ago
Rat et tu y, hirco. . ..
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
GOTCHA! Oh, Goat, I am so delighted to see that after 10 years of being the butt of Rat’s bad attitude you have finally cranked up a skillet upon his noggin! Pig’s advice, too late for Rat but perhaps timely for you now, may be correct, but savor the moment of a rare victory!
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Hey Rat. Bet that’s the one thing you never worried about. Ain’t life a b….
hey ow!
wiselad almost 13 years ago
Goat!!!!! let’s have more fun with Rat, make him watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0T-DceJlg0 and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAMT7eU35k and finish it with this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW2vGwribjI
jofish10 almost 13 years ago
Sweet.
WelshRat Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Now Goat has to do the worrying. There’s retaliation in his future.
HighPeaks almost 13 years ago
Too bad he didn’t use a guitar instead of a frying pan. I can picture Goat as a sort of intellectual El Kabong.
Sirzanne almost 13 years ago
Wow! That’s the first time I’ve ever seen Goat rat-faced!
rshive almost 13 years ago
Et tu Goat?
terrycox51550 almost 13 years ago
What’s interesting though is that Pastis sees himself in rat, or rat in himself. Rat was the first character devised by Pastis very early on and then the cute pig to offset the rat character.
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Funniest strip I’ve seen in a long time.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
hit him again! hit him again!
DBjorn almost 13 years ago
OUTSTANDING!
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
WAY TO GO, GOAT!!!!! Hahahaha!
bearguy almost 13 years ago
Thank you Goat. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. This day will go down in history! All hail The Goat!
bear1964 almost 13 years ago
Goat is dead, no way is Rat going to let that go!!!
LongLiveCartooning almost 13 years ago
All wrongs have just been righted. THAT WAS EPIC!!!!!!!! Thanks Stephan!!
5kidsgrandma almost 13 years ago
Hopefully it was a cast iron skillet and not one of those thin ones.
KEA almost 13 years ago
You Go Goat! …er, but not a Yugo… er, you know what I mean.
ReaderLady almost 13 years ago
I’ve waited a long time for this, too. Way to go, Goat!
Now it’s Pig’s turn.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Bout time rat got his goat . . . ☻AKA: rat under crack . . ☻☻
A_NY_Outlaw almost 13 years ago
Wow, another week of head shots. Time for a few weeks of kicks in the oompa-loompas, don’t you think Steven?
shaggy92420 almost 13 years ago
game, set, match, Goat
CrypticWizard almost 13 years ago
I NEVER would have expected that from Goat! Pig wouldn’t have had the guts.
fmasroor almost 13 years ago
I was beginning to wonder what was wrong with Goat.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
The Goat turns. Who’s the Goat now? But yeah, it’s Dead Goat Walkin…unless Rat also has a Zen moment. The whack of Enlightenment. Sometimes when you ring a guy’s bell he gets the idea. Go ahead, relax…sparring class for waking up.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Somebody reading this comic for the first time would have a much different opinion of goat.
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
A long time coming, I can hear PBS fans saying. And who would guess that the vindication would come from the self-controlled and refined Goat? Lesson: Don’t confuse gentleness with weakness. Hooray for Goat.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Whooooooooooooooo!
Go Goat!
xxx
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
Revenge, Goat. Revenge.
coldsooner almost 13 years ago
Rat gets the Alfred E. Newman award… (Goat, you rock!)
Greg Murphy almost 13 years ago
That will get the strip banned. Parents won’t be able to let heir kids read it anymore…too much violence.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Revenge is truly sweet … and long overdue here, too.
Did NOT see this one coming, either!
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Its fine to hit him in self defense, but behind his back? with a weapon? not cool.
ekw555 almost 13 years ago
it’s been a long time coming.well played, Goat.
Defective Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This is so out of character for goat, I’m torn. Does rat deserve this? Irrelevant. Should goat be the one to do this, and thus sully his name? I think not. Pig should have done it by accident. Pig would never intentionally harm anyone, but accidents just seem to happen around him.
mrcharmander934 almost 13 years ago
Yeah, Rat deserved it! You go Goat!
girlofstyle almost 13 years ago
This is seriously my favorite strip EVER, and I have read all of the strips
abaffuto almost 13 years ago
Whoa. Yep, didn’t see that coming.
girlofstyle almost 13 years ago
Hey, Stephan. Pearls has been my fave strip since I could read. And I was five when I learned how to read.
Rabidbadger almost 13 years ago
So out of character
girlofstyle almost 13 years ago
I agree with S M… Go Pig! Hit that rat!
girlofstyle almost 13 years ago
can’t wait 4 2morrows strip!
listmom almost 13 years ago
Revenge is a dish best served from a cast iron skillet!
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
This is now one of my all-time favorite PB4S strips: Rat gets plastered by Paris Goat!This makes PG the second “innocent” character to knock Rat out, the first being Pig (remember “Opposite Day”?); this means that, any day now, Zebra will give Rat a hoof in the mouth.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Let’s all flag mitochondria.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Here we see the danger of getting everyone’s goat: Sooner or later, the goat gets you.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷For someone who’s never played Whack-a-Rat before, Paris shows a lot of skillet the game.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Goat is one harsh critic; look how savagely he panned Rat.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Who’s next at the punsters’ mic?
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Goat has gotten out of the frying pan and into the fire, if Rat ever wakes up.
++++
But it’s true that a wicked person can never stop worrying, while a virtuous person has no need to worry.
Zebrails almost 13 years ago
no one’s said it yet………………………………RATATOOLIE!!! or, however they spell it.
Goyeshiva almost 13 years ago
Best one yet. Very funny.
Yammo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Goat?? Oh my… that came out of left field
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I always wanted to see Charlie Brown kick Lucy instead of aiming for the football! Paris’s panning of Rat is probably the closest we will come to that!
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
It’s about time that rat got whacked.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
That probably worked better than the Thorazine they were planning on using. Heaven knows Rat needed SOMETHING!
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
WOOO!! Go, GOAT!! ;-)
archeryboy almost 13 years ago
One of the great comics ever.
FlippySuper almost 13 years ago
FINNALLY!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
God I wish I had a computer yesterday. Oh well, better late than never. GO GOAT!Wack a Rat.
boreas2 almost 13 years ago
so……..when is zeeba s turn?
jimelek almost 13 years ago
The old Klingon proverb: “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
Mathilde, 1841, predating Klingons and a dozen other occasions of plagiarism.
lattewoman almost 13 years ago
Never saw it coming. So much fun to share the pan!
banannez almost 13 years ago
Oh no! He said ’@*#$%!
TMO1 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This is just what life is like. Worry or don’t worry, you get hurt either way, often by what you can’t see coming.
Goat.Sun almost 13 years ago
This is the first time i read this comic.I have lived the same thing,except that rat did not relax,ending was similar tho,found a new partner and im nove living the scene of feb 12…its very strange.instantly hooked,what awaits me next sunday?
hanuscap over 12 years ago
Why does rat think exactly like me?
ZeebraNeighbor over 5 years ago
claps for Goat
Pig111 over 4 years ago
He had it coming, he only had himself to blame
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 4 years ago
Woo-hoo!
Bye Bye Jeffy over 3 years ago
lets savor this
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
By FAR my favorite PBS. Goat’s great revenge!
Pig {From P.B.S} almost 2 years ago
Still worrying