Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 14, 2012

The GIANT TIKI MASK of DEATH!!!

I hope that someone occasionally cleans the nostrils.

Have you ever had the feeling that you’re being watched, Petey?

Note that it looks a LOT like a large version of Petey! :D

And the waitress tells them “if you want refills of your beverages just hold your glass under it’s nose and…”

OK, Petey shut your Piehole now. After all, you’re not sitting under the row boat.

The people you work with, Fellow Baby. Maybe they’ll want to take you here for your birthday.

Is that Abe Lincoln?

Face it, this table is worse.

Be careful what you ask for….

Aw, I think it’s cute. Looks like a miniature Easter Island head. And it has diorama written all over it!

Put’s a whole new meaning on the server asking “Who knows what they want?”

Rowboats and Moai. This kid’s got more phobias and aversions than there are holes in the Royal Albert Hall!

Why can’t they at least let Petey have the aisle seat?

Will Alice do a warmup h’kauiu before ordering?

For goodness sake, don’t order the Easter Island Platter! And no matter what they tell you, IT’S NOT PORK! runs away screaming

I wonder if that restaurant has ANY tables without a huge dustcatcher hanging overhead; with the aisle seat he’d just have a better view ;-P

Fellow Baby I guess if they were buying, I would almost have to go, wouldn’t I? After all, you can’t look away when someone offers you a free meal!

Just “suck it up Petey”! It won’t bite!

A stark white wall is the only thing that would give Petey any comfort.

I think the ambiance in that restaurant leaves something to be desired. I don’t think I would be very comfortable either working or eating there. And no, I am not a picky eater.

Go to Red Lobster,, Their rowboat is mounted on the wall..

HEY DUM-DUM…YOU GOT GUM-GUM???

It would be great if the Tiki head spoke and took your order. That would get the kids under the table again.

Oh man don’t you hate it when you’re eating in a busy restaurant and there’s a line of people waiting to be seated and they’re looking over your shoulder and trying to telepathically make you eat faster and you know you should because you know they’re hungry but you just can’t enjoy eating fast, don’t you just hate that? I know I do!

“You gonna eat that?” is written all over his face. (In hieroglyphics.)

hate to have a bugger fall on my plate from that guy. “Waiter! I didn’t order the clams”.

Thought that was PJsPeehole at first………………..

you bring gum gum dum dum? Thats the first thing I thought