Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2012

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    chireef  almost 13 years ago

    apocalypse how?

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    Lectric Larry  almost 13 years ago

    That would be a good name for this year’s lineup of Republican candidates.

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    firedome  almost 13 years ago

    gee…i rate as two of those guys!

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    Superfrog  almost 13 years ago

    Armageddon will be so irritating.

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    dkendraf  almost 13 years ago

    This isn’t just the extension of Adam before Eve? Hmm… I’m sure I’ve seen these guys and their numerous cousins…

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    RabbitHole  almost 13 years ago

    Sound and look like some of Obama’s cabinet members!

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    Dtroutma  almost 13 years ago

    Acropolis now, they’re all Greek to me.

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    acesover  almost 13 years ago

    Where’s the woman (any woman) ahead of you in the check-out line?

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    chris_weaver  almost 13 years ago

    Come Dec. 21, the world will be thoroughly aggravated.

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    CaptainKiddeo  almost 13 years ago

    I agree to a certain extent. Bicylists are not Annoyances unless they ignore the rules of the road. But the same goes for operators of all kinds of vehicles…

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    Oddname  almost 13 years ago

    … I guess the deaf iPad-listener with a music library of fart sounds is the devil of vexation.

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    celeconecca  almost 13 years ago

    irritated lately, WIley?

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    flyertom  almost 13 years ago

    There’s more than 4 horsemen of annoyance. More like a whole herd.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 13 years ago

    Hqiz, I rate 3 out of 4. Somehow, my wife still loves me…

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    psychlady  almost 13 years ago

    And don’t we all know some of those?!

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    js305  almost 13 years ago

    Cellphone ear pieces-we have all been assimilated.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Sneaky farters get a pass? Somebody toss Wiley a SBD and see if he amends his list….

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    Gokie5  almost 13 years ago

    Wiley, thanks for including the gym grunter! I thought I was the only one annoyed by them. They also go “PSSSHHHH” rhythmically. One young man (of course most men are young, from my viewpoint) habitually rides the stationary bike till he breathes like Darth Vader on speed. A more common gym annoyance is the man (they’re almost always men) who use an exercise machine as a meditation pad or a permanent towel or bar-bell holder.I don’t want to annoy fellow commenters of the male persuasion; most men in the gym are considerate. I was going to say that women can be annoying, too, but I can’t think of any examples except for the hard-of-hearing gym manager who blasted the TV (on the gym floor) so she could hear her soap opera. Yes, she did back down when I complained.

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    mackiewhite  almost 13 years ago

    This is the perfect comic! The grunter is pure genius!

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    elbeck  almost 13 years ago

    What about drivers who don’t use turn signals ? Pretty useless on a horse, I guess. Okay, what about people who can only talk at one level, LOUD? Or those who seemed to have fused their cell phones onto their heads? Oh the list could go on and on.

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    baileydean  almost 13 years ago

    Perfecto!!

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    wwh85cp  almost 13 years ago

    I only see three annoyances…

    Oh, wait. Couch potatoes don’t meet up with the Gym Grunter.

    The saving grace of lethargy!

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    Vonne Anton  almost 13 years ago

    Don’t have facebook, can’t stand it; not a whistler, can’t remember hearing one in recent years; stay out of gyms totally; I pick, but am careful to flick them under furniture or into garbage cans where no one will trip over them. I guess that means I’m not very annoying…someone should tell my family and friends.

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    aejb  almost 13 years ago

    Goodness, please include the Bluetooth ear peace user!!!!

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    dsom8  almost 13 years ago

    Why pick on Facebook, Wiley. There are enough compulsive posters on GoComics.

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    poppy1313  almost 13 years ago

    I have a tee shirt with ‘Annoying the world – one person at a time’ on it

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    dabugger  almost 13 years ago

    gee, da neighborhood; or those gop candidates?

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    McSpook  almost 13 years ago

    He left out the Fifth Horseman, the loud cell-phone talker.

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    GeraldTarrant  almost 13 years ago

    Hey man, grunting releases testosterone, which allows you to lift more.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Apocalypse later, I can wait….

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    apocolypse? armaggeddon? typical greco-roman mythology from the official state religion of the “holy” roman empire. you really need to sit down and try to read through some of revelation’s schizophrenic babbling idiocy that so many seem to regard as “prophetic”. give me a break.

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    acesover  almost 13 years ago

    “Waiting to fill out the freakin’ check until the all the items are scanned….oh of course that is after she finally digs the checkbook out of her purse…..then she thinks of all her coupons……Apackoflips now!!!!”

    Ah, you’re describing a fast one. And you forgot to describe her re-packing her wallet, and then re-packing her purse, before even thinking about re-loading her cart, which she has left behind her blocking your way.

    Ooops, now she coming back with some coupons she’d like to verify – as soon as she can find her purse and dig them out.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 13 years ago

    ..and where’s the idiot who drives thru my neighborhood at 3 a.m. with his car radio (usually rap) @ 300 decibels?

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    1artworkz  almost 13 years ago

    Add to it the person that wears too much fragrance.

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Send in the elite commandos.

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    cseverin  almost 13 years ago

    Only four??? Oh, there’s lots more, surely!

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