B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 28, 2012

No, elephants go right. Donkeys go left.

Probably a Lost Bear.

bears go in the woods. from the looks of this he has a long trip ahead.

I think he was hit by fallen rock.

I see signs for slow children but the ones I see are pretty quick

Yes i guess you could read the sign that way

Maybe it was Yogi Bear?

Alabama still awaits his foretold return.

Just one bear left? Where did the rest of them go?

I also like the signs that say “No Shoulder”. Those confused me as a child.

In Alabama SLOW CHILDREN go to a SLOW SCHOOL and grow up to be SLOW MEN WORKING

Dip in the road . . .

One of Nature’s great unanswered questions.

@NabuquduriuzhurI see No Outlet and figure they’re going to soak me for the full retail price.

Here in KS, our signs say “Keep Left” (although more often “Keep Right” but that doesn’t work as well for the comic.) It always makes me chuckle to see signs when I travel that are phrased differently than what I’m used to seeing at home.

“if, during your travels on life’s road you come to a fork, take it!” — yogi bera

That joke was old even in prehistoric times.

Ah, when you come to a fork in the road, take it.-Yogi Berra

he went to your left…

: )

every time i see or hear the phrase “bear left” i immediately think of the original Muppet Movie where the answer was “Right, Frog.”

Slow children playing(The bright ones left town?)

And he ain’t comming back

Now THAT’s Johnny Hart humor! I love that.

This was stolen from the original Muphets movie

Kermit giving directions to Fossie “Bear left”

Fossie’s Responce “Right frog”

And he left a little bear behind.

an oldie but goldie, still funny

More likely, I think, to see “bear left” in the UK than here in the US. Of course, I don’t think I’ve ever seen “dead slow” as the speed that you would go where children are likely to be playing (as, in fact, they might in a cul-de-sac/dead-end street) in the US, whereas it at least used to be not uncommon in Commonwealth countries.

The bear took a right past Pittsburgh!

I can’t “bear” to read one more pun!

Good ones today!!

it was Smokey, he went to prevent forest fires…ya know, he never had cubs cuz everytime his wife got hot he hit her with a shovel

“Right, frog!”