Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2012

RAT: Hey, at least it isn’t Gooseshottothehead.

DUCK! GOOSE!

Enough Cowbell, too much WWE

I was with Goat in the second and final panels. Odd. (Rat, send that bird to Pastis ’cause this seemed like a terrible pun.)

… oh … the pain … the pain …

I’ve been goosed before, butt not quite like that…………..Now Swans are a different story…they don’t need a bat, they’ll bite your nose off and laugh………..Don’t ask….

I can see Duck Duck Goose jokes in the future. Just try us Pastis.

The geese that pause across from where I live had better not be armed (winged?)! The mere thought gives me goosebumps!

Take a gander at that poor @#%&*! Pig…

Looks like Pig should have borrowed from a chicken outfit…

Pig does have an ally… Guard Duck. If Pig had gone to his authority, this would never have happened. Geese fly, bats fly,…Poor Pig.

Biggest thing to worry about with the goose mafia, fly by poopings.

Piloerection, the clinical term for goosebumps. True! Look it up.

Betcha $50 the overdue debt was a bar tab by Rat that he foisted on to Pig.

That’s a Canada goose; shouldn’t he be using a hockey stick?

I heard him say something the old bat, but I thought he was talking about his wife….

I was expecting R.L. Stine to be in the last panel.

Pig! Call upon the “Great Cackler” to restrain his brutal minion . . .

Next thing you know, pig will wake up with Pastis’ head on the pillow next to him.

I knew geese were mean, but this is the first time I’ve seen one using a weapon. I wonder if he’s related to Guard Duck.

I’m not surprised. You never see a happy, friendly goose. No goose versions of Donald or Daffy.

If more Canadians were that good with a baseball bat, the Expos wouldn’t have had to have moved to Washington DC.

maybe that goose should have a talk with the Greek and Spanish finance ministers

ouch.. why so mean Mr. P?

Vengeance most fowl

Awwwwwwww! Poor Pig.

I knew Rat would enjoy this.

LOL xxx

Pate de foie gras.

Pig needs a drink . . . maybe a nice rabbit punch?!? …..☻

And now Pig’s left with a goose-egg. Several, by the looks of it…

This is why everyone loves Pearls. Stephan is SO CRAZY.

Hmm. The Canada Goose mafia, eh? I thought our neighbors to the North were mostly nicer than that.

You’ve gone too far, Pastis. Hurt Pig again and Zeeba will suffer for it. Nothing will stop the Rage of Crocs. Zeeba should pay reparations and medical bills for Pig.Do it today, Pastis or – it’s Croc Time!

at least it’s not the Christmas goose my weird uncle gives everybody.

Next time, pay up. It will hurt a lot less.

I’m leaving if he starts goosehumping…

Watch out guard duck!

i have been feeling sad for pig in the last few strips

Awwww…poor pig. What did he do to deserve that!!?!

“Not the Oompa Loompas!”

Hope Goose and Duck don’t get in a fight! We’ll all be doomed!