Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 03, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: Tomorrow at show and tell, I'll stand up and say "allow me to present ME BEST FRIEND, MARIGOLD HEAVENLY NOSTRILS!" That's the cue for you to take a flying leap through the window, trailing rainbows and stars! Marigold: There may be something wrong with you. Phoebe: I need you to SHINE. I brought some gritter and "Crisco"...
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Get yourself some Show Sheen
Basqueian over 12 years ago
Glitter is hell to get out of a horse if there is any hair or dampness in the air. They glitter for days.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Only little girls carry glitter as an essential item in their backpacks. I won’t comment about the Crisco…
Still vacuuming the stuff out of the carpets from the last birthday party. You never get it all…
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
She’s a unicorn, not a Twilight vampire.
sallyseckman over 12 years ago
She should drop the glitter and crisco altogether
galxcbaby over 12 years ago
I went to the barn one day last year to see that the girls there had painted my horse’s hooves with pink sparkles. A true twinkle toes. He looked very silly.
celeconecca over 12 years ago
i get such a kick out of this comic! Crisco and glitter (giggle)
NateWright over 12 years ago
this is awesome!! one of my favorite comics!! :)
mgstoked over 12 years ago
LOL, how old is she?
T_Lexi over 12 years ago
I’m interested to know who told you that – as I raised horses for 15 years. And they do not lick themselves the way you describe. Perhaps, if the goo was itchy (which I doubt), they would try to rub it off on a wall or post (or by rolling in the grass or sand). I believe someone was telling you a tall tale.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 12 years ago
A) That’s true about the 1939 “Oz”.
B) I’ve seen glitter remain for years, outdoors in a forest.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
This won’t work Phoebe!
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Somebody is going to disappointed at show & tell..
GiveMeFunny over 12 years ago
Anyone else seeing the similarities between this strip and Calvin and Hobbes? I mean, the small child and the awesome, most likely imaginary best friend? The crisco????Must be just me.
Julp over 12 years ago
The gelatin was probably sweet to them so they were probably licking themselves like a sugar cube. My horse would do that when I dripped ice cream or soda on him.
Peter5276 over 12 years ago
I like chocolate.
Destiny23 over 12 years ago
I think a magical critter who leaves a trail of rainbows can do her own glittering!
prof2 over 12 years ago
From day 1 I thought it had tons of promise. Easily my new favorite!
gamecock77 over 12 years ago
What kind of hoof does Marigold have?
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
That’s a good idea. Cover your unicorn in some dollar store crap.
CAT EMPIRE LEADER over 3 years ago
Shine? Or Sparkle?