Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 10, 2012

AAAAAAAAGHHHH! Everybody’s HAPPY??!!!!!

everybody’s holy

@HighPriestMikhalRegarding your comment two days ago, I lived in Utah for a time, but I hardly called it home. Mostly I made the Utah comment to spark commentary. Sadly, it was mostly overlooked.

There is no greater hell than living in someone else’s idea of heaven.

To wit, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUv4ZxyDWnE (about ten minutes, but worth it).

At least he can jot down his impressions. Might make a cartoon strip.

Happiness? He can wing it. After all he’s technically on cloud nine.

No, Psychiatriast’s Hell is having to listen to everyone’s problems, and not being able to charge them for it.

♪ ♫Shiny happy people holding hands ♫ ♪.♫ ♪♫ Problem #2,675 that can be solved by reading a good book……..always take a book. It wields a mighty sword against boredom….

Sadly, they exceeded the shrinks capabilities. Forever looking for divine direction.

I posted the sitcoms name yesterday at 5pm and do to is racy title my post was deleted.Heres the IMDB link to see for yourself.Thanks all. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235137/

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb has to want to change.

One look, and I immediately heard the languid strains of The Beatles’ “Sun King” ♪ ♫ Here comes the Sun King.Ev’rybody’s laughingev’rybody’s happy.Here comes the Sun King. ♪ ♫ Sorry… that’s all I can think of now. ~ ( Earworm, anyone?)

Looks more like a nightmare to me!

The end is close, but if you work hard at gaining weight, it can get further away.

So, are we assuming psychiatrists can get to heaven? I thought they were sorta like lawyers.

This illustrates how psychiatry is about being focused on the self. In Heaven, existence is about praising and loving God,not the “me” so there is no need for self-centered dialogue. God illustration, Wiley.

I read ebooks.

At least being a psychiatrist he can prescribe some prozac for himself.

How did HE get there? and I don’t see many lawyers, either.Or is he a man who successfully completed self-analysis…all his inner beings safely converted to angels? maybe a metaphor for the dead end for a capable successful therapist…they’re all healed, everybody he knows, his patients…are HEALED. What a joke success turned out to be: nothing to do. Worked himself out of a job.

The mind is its own place, and in itselfCan make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.` John MiltonParadise LostBook I (254-255)

@arch stanton – hee hee hee hee :)

“How does that make you feel.”

Spoiler: why are those folks so happy? They’re wandering around on a cloud wearing levitation bandannas and Victoria’s Secret angel wings. I’d at least want something to do.

On the other hand, they could all be manic! Depression has a counterpart too.

gmartin, Kinda. But I’ve got a friend who is an avid reader, but she’s also a runner and does a lot of books on tape. Even I will probably have a kindle some day….but…I relish the sound of opening a hard cover book and turning the pages….the thwap when I close it…sometimes even the smell……..

Vonne Anton, I agree, heaven sounds kinda boring…One of the things I’d like to do in heaven is drive around in a 1967 cherry red Mustang…How am I supposed to do that on roads paved with gold? Way too slippery for the way I drive …….BTW, what are the DUI laws like in heaven? A….um…friend of mine wanted to know…….

Is it just me or do all of those winged-back, robe wearing, souls look stoned to you?

Of course that would be a Mustang convertible…goes without saying I suppose….

I don’t know… I see a lot of flying and dream interpretations from where I sit.

The waste is a terrible thing to mind … wait … what?

those guys don’t use couches now; just give out pills; they follow orders from the chem.industry……

It’s interesting that Jung once remarked that few Catholics needed his help—they had confession.

having a nightmare time to wake up

And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, (forever) saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come. And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever, the four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying, thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.That’s a whole lotta praise! I mean, for eternity? And it never gets old? Well, I suppose a psychiatrist can ponder over the definition of narcissistic personality disorder in the DSM, and whether it applies to an omnipotent, omnipresent, multiple personality disorder truine being…

Whenever I see the traditional image of an angel, I regret that not everyone has read Twain’s story of Captain Stormfield’s trip to Heaven… After a slight mishap that leads him to the Heaven of seven-headed, one-legged aliens (Yes, Twain wrote SF!), and a run-in with Heaven’s bureaucracy (well, you could have just wished yourself where you belonged- why didn’t you think of that!) he finally ends up in ours… and can’t STAND the place!

Sssshhhh! JHVH is listening, man! Oh, you are SO busted…

Check out your local library. Reading books is not a lost art or pasttime. There are many of us who still always carry a book along just in case.

LadyLew, I love you….sayin….

mightaswellaby, have you tried whiteout? And Vonne Anton, that’s great, because I intend to blow in there running on fumes, I was like sliding into home, broke, having spent my last dollar and last kiss, on my favorite girl

mightaswellaby, have you tried White Out? Vonne Anton, thanks that’s good to know….because I intend to blow in there runnin’ on fumes, all beat up, smiling and cackling..broke cuz I spent it all on my baby…………….sayin’.

“GAD, business sure is slow here!” (LOL!)