The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 21, 2012

At least he’s not burning at both ends.

I’ve noticed some dripping lately, too.

He caught something off an old flame.

Is that a clapboard he’s writing on?

Not to mention the waxy discharge.

I recommend that he keeps his wick trimmed.

The doctor is kind of old fashioned. He might tell him to go soak his head.

And you say you wilt on hot summer days?

Nothing wrong with him, he’s just a hot head.

I read about it in Wickipedia.

hunka, hunka burning love

Mind your own beeswax.

ever since he went for that Brazillian waxing…

it should taper off…..

Yes, but what’s really annoying is my boyfriend Jack. He keeps saying… ♫You, you light up my life.♪ ♫

speak louder he’s got wax in his ears

“….well I’m gonna need the names of every cupcake you were in contact with at that bachelorette party and did you say someone blew you out…?”

You say you grow shorter as the burning increases?

“Burning yourself at both ends, eh?”

LOL!!! The comments are better than the comic!! I wonder if Scott Hilburn does a comic sometimes and thinks, “Let’s see what those commenters come up with on this one!”.

♪♫ Seems as though he lived his life, like a candle in the wind…♪♫

Now I’m wondering what happens if a candle gets heart burn? Does he get snuffed out? Seems drastic!

Too much Diet Coke.

it waxed then it waned

uh oh… where’s that candle been?