Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 28, 2012

Actually he’s playing Angry Birds.

It’s a good thing that Barry isn’t bleeding.

When you swim with the sharks, it’s always a good idea to have an exit plan.

Looks like they’re just admiring his Android.

Nature is an indiscriminate executioner

He’s not texting, he’s looking up how to repel three enormous sharks

Predators can sense the stupid.

Evolution is a beautiful thing.Evolve or die!

I think he’s deep sea phishing.

Very few people are killed by sharks, no more than a couple per year world wide….More people are killed by elephants than sharks in a year…(Substituted in a H.S. science class, showed a shark film over and over and over…) Seriously, normally you can swim with them and you’ll be fine….They get a bad rep….

But in this cartoon, the tittle of Carl Hiaasen’s new book comes to mind…“Chomp!”

c u latr lol….

@Linguist@VarnesThe sharks have their own exit plan for the diver via their digestive tracts. Feeding frenzy coming right up. Lunch is served!

@GrainbeltZippy will be down shortly with the taco sauce for the sharks. No meal is complete without taco sauce.

@Varnes(First post)Believe you’re correct here, but this might be due to the sharks’ preference for the taste of fish, but if it’s been awhile since their last dining experience, they’ll go for a little human flesh if there isn’t a ready supply of fish in the vicinity.

The sharks are in for a tweet . . . . ☻

@Varnes(First Post)Considering your work as a substitute in H.S. science, believe you might agree that we vulnerable bipeds owe our continued existence to the fact that many predators really don’t care much for the taste of people meat.If something else is available, they give preference to that being on the menu.

@Grainbelt@Varnes (3rd post)Sharks: (Burp).Debris field.

Can’t he hear the music?

One fine day, you’ll be mine…

Barry???? Is that a teleprompter???

He is probably googling Carcharodon carcharias.

Famous Last Words: LOL IKR?

I wonder if it is human meat they don’t care for, or is it wet suits and scuba gear? That stuff could be awfully hard on the digestive tract.

@TheTrustedMechanic

How blind these mortals (trolls) be.Hope the ETs feel our pain and aid us with an exit plan for the rest of us.

Looks like the sharks are Barry picking….. and cleaning up the gene pool….

White sharks are lone hunters…..

“got my legs ripped off…LOL”

At least he’s not smoking a joint while diving. Otherwise, he’d be a Scuba doobie dude.

Is there an app for that?

Too bad it isn’t this easy to eradicate dRivers with cell phones.

If you would note, all in past tense…

The sharks just want the phone

ONCE YOU OPEN THEIR SHELL, THEY’RE DELICIOUS….

Sharks are naturally curious creatures but with a few exceptions, not normally aggressive towards divers. I have done a lot of diving in my lifetime and been around sharks, barracuda, moray eels etc. As long as you stay alert, you won’t get hurt.Most shark attacks are from Bull sharks, who seem to have a predilection for swimmers.

Watch out for the skate patrol.

And those bull sharks can live in fresh water it they want to…..They sometimes come up the Mississippi as far as Minnesota…..As a resident of the Great Lakes, I find that a bit un-nerving, to say the least. Mmmmm……..maybe they’ll eat the jumping catfish!

Was Steve Irwin texting?

Why would a person in their right mind want to go swimming with sharks? There I go answering my own question. . (in their right mind) . . never mind!

He’s texting a will to his lawyer. Yes, when surrounded by one kind of shark, contact another.

Actually texting while diving is way less dangerous than texting while driving. While driving there is a very good chance Barry will kill or injure several other people besides himself.

If he came here, he’d be swimming with the snarks….: )

Is he FIN-ished yet?

You think this is bad: he didn’t get the unlimited texting option on his phone plan!!!

Now I know why my can of tuna was ringing! Can back off the meds now…what a relief!

Hv’ng wnd’rfl tm, wl tlk so…

Looks rather like Greenland Sharks, in which case he’s safe as houses.