Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 26, 2012
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Enjoy this Classic Tom The Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling EDDIE NRA Spokesmascot EDDIE EAGLE'S Guide to Teen Safety Are these situations...safe or unsafe? At Home SAFE! There's a securely stored semi-automatic revolver with no trigger lock in the bureau drawer, so a deranged intruder would meet with powerful and timely resistance. At A Friend's Home SAFE! A closet filled with semiautomatic firearms protects these teens not only from deranged intruders, but also from each other, should one of them become deranged. At School SAFE! All teachers, administrators and janitorial staff are packing heat in case deranged individuals get easy access to heavy firepower and seize the school. On The Street SAFE! Concealed weapons on all people passing by and at windows protect the youth from the risk of a deranged attacker. REMEMBER, THERE'S LOTS OF DERANGED PEOPLE OUT THERE... ...SO KIDS ARE AT RISK WHEN THERE AREN'T ENOUGH GUNS AROUND! N.R.A. "Guns don't kill people, trenchcoats do."
Christopher Shea over 12 years ago
Took me a moment to notice the sniper rifle in the clock tower in the last panel.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
I feel safer already….
The Real Zarth Arn over 12 years ago
I guess the same logic would apply to nuclear weapons. Every country should have them.
Charles Weir over 12 years ago
Given what happened in Colorado last week I’m surprised this is still up. Broom Hilda’s Wednesday strip was changed. In that one a little girl, who always shouts, said she’s not allowed in theaters because during action/adventure movies people can’t hear the gunshots.
Tommy1733 over 12 years ago
To me it’s pretty amazing that this was written in 1999, and yet seems so contemporary.
MysteryCat over 12 years ago
I think this strip was shown Because of the Colorado shootings— not in spite of them.
docnuke over 12 years ago
Yeah, a maniac wearing body armor with high powered assault rifles facing off against some God-fearin’ NRA member who has spent a lot of time at the range, but who has never been in a real life-or-death situation. I’m thinking maniac still shoots a lot of people and others get caught in the cross fire.
Rush Strong Premium Member over 12 years ago
What’s unfortunate is that the Eddie Eagle program is brought in to this in the first place.
Eddie Eagle does NOT teach you how to handle a gun, does NOT teach 2nd amendment rights, does NOT encourage the ownership of guns. In fact, it teaches kids to treat guns as though they were snakes: If you find one, don’t touch. Leave the area and tell an adult. If your friend has one, don’t play with it or even stick around – just leave the area and tell an adult.
The program is intended mostly to eliminate unintended shootings involving kids who don’t receive firearms safety instruction as a matter of course while growing up.
Ellen Gwynne over 12 years ago
2nd amnd. refers to a militia, not individuals.
jazzmoose over 12 years ago
Boy, I sure hope you’re getting paid for posts like that. What a crashing bore otherwise.
ickymungmung over 12 years ago
Perhaps gun dealers might inquire of their customers as to whether or not they were thinking of shooting themselves. For those who answer in the positive the idea would be to steer them away from automatic and semi-automatic weapons, because once they’ve fired off a round into their brain they really wouldn’t be able to control their shooting any further. Come to think of it, perhaps gun dealers could ask their customers if they hadn’t considered wrapping themselves in the flag so tightly that they asphyxiate, so no gun needed. So much to ponder.
sandramackin over 12 years ago
Yeah, right-the implication being that w/o forks people wouldn’t be fat cuz people not forks make us eat too much. Analogy has way too many holes.
sandramackin over 12 years ago
I bet they dd have guns but couldn’t see cuz of smoke and were too frightened.
The Real Zarth Arn over 12 years ago
Blah, blah, blah.