Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 16, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "A dog, riding with my head out the window" Delta: "A sleek, speedy cheetah" Bernice: "A book-worm, deep into war and peace" Tiffany: "A unicorn because they're the most beautiful" Crystal: "During my previous life in 1537 I was a crow" Knute: "Milla Jovovich! Hey! She's an animal" Gunther: "A lion because they're decisive" Mr. Fogarty: "Any animal because I wouldn't be sitting here!"
The#1BoiseStateFan over 12 years ago
St. Bernard or Husky
Namrepus over 12 years ago
Quick poll: Resident Evil, Dazed and Confused, or The Fifth Element?
legaleagle48 over 12 years ago
I’m getting the distinct impression that Mr. Fogarty hates his job!
johnrussco over 12 years ago
a mule
kenhense over 12 years ago
Is Knute out of the closet? Or just a nut…….
BenderSastre over 12 years ago
A dragon. I sleep when I want, where I want. I’m equipped with my very own personal flame broiler, and foil-wrapped piece of meat come to me on a somewhat regular basis. The horses they ride in on are also passible sustenance. And yes, virgens taste better than those who are not.
38lowell over 12 years ago
Hey, Mr. Fogarty!If you taught at college instead of HS, you’d get the same answers. But, you’d still have a parking space. One day, you’ll be away from all this and they’ll come visit you in the nursing home! Life is short. So busy, being busy, you don’t live enough. Don’ die with regrets!
kadh2000 over 12 years ago
Pampered house cat.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 12 years ago
3 of those are by definition not animals.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Hmm. That question is too hard for me. Does “human” count?
Mighty_Mouse over 12 years ago
Cheetah Girl! Cool.I would love to see an extended arc exclusively featuring Crystal. Unless we only see her as per 1537.
wndrwrthg over 12 years ago
Gosh, I don’t know. Perhaps one that is indigenous to Africa, something of a porcine nature.
LeoAutodidact over 12 years ago
I once answered this question with: I AM an Animal. I am not a rock. I am not a Plant. I can move and that makes me an Animal.
Granted I was 7 or 8, but I still think it’s a stupid question.
Tinyman over 12 years ago
I would have liked to be a Brontasaurus. I know there is a new name for that but I forgot what it is. I always liked Dinosaurs.
slug_queen over 12 years ago
Hey- Luann is a lefty! Anyone else notice that?
WyattMute over 12 years ago
Mmm… Milla Jovovich…
Knute might have kept that one to himself, but he’s got the right idea in a class-clown sort of way.
Chris Kenworthy over 12 years ago
Hmm… possibly a dolphin, still pretty smart, getting lots of exercise in the sea – except there’s pollution to worry about and humans catching all the fish. :( Maybe being a dolphin in an oceanarium would be fun.
The Old Wolf over 12 years ago
… If he doesn’t want to be sitting there, he shouldn’t be teaching. Let him find a job as a greeter at WalMart, he’d be doing our kids a lot more good.
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
“but they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; they shall walk, and not faint.”.Ah, the promise of strength, endurance, freedom, and vision. My avatar seems to have it all.
bsqnbay over 12 years ago
Luann is left handed? I never noticed.
Zanere over 12 years ago
eagle or hawk
sleeepy2 over 12 years ago
Are lions any more decisive than any other animal?
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
A Vulture.
Circling Overhead, and IMPATIENTLY Waiting for Something to DIE!!!
Train 1911 over 12 years ago
good to see gang all to gether
Ratbrat over 12 years ago
A rogue elephant.
cork over 12 years ago
Rabbit to match my tat
Tiger123 over 12 years ago
A tiger
reedkomicks Premium Member over 12 years ago
A worm is not an animal.
ncalifgirl58 over 12 years ago
A Red-tail hawk!
Hoodude over 12 years ago
Delta=Val Jarrett
cybergal29 over 12 years ago
A wolf :-)
Logical Duck over 12 years ago
They all should have answered as the teacher did, and added “listening to you”.
tcreole over 12 years ago
So Knute wishes he was a woman. Interesting.
As for me, I don’t think you could get a better deal than to be a pet cat. Food and shelter provided, company only when you want it, no responsibilities… sign me up!
Thehag over 12 years ago
I have always found this question stupid.Attitude questionares are so generalized, they aren’t accurate enough.The question does not ask you to explain your choice so when you do add why you chose this or that creature you are giving extra information. The questioner makes judgments not so much on your answer as how you answer.
Tuzilla over 12 years ago
I did this exercise years ago and chose a wolf
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
I’d like to be a white bengal tiger.
rkozakand over 12 years ago
At Tue Elung-Jensen, They are, in fact ALL animals, seing that an animal is any living organism which is not a plant, fungus, microbe or bacterium.So animal does, in fact, include Birds, insects, and Humans
kmwtigger over 12 years ago
so why is Rosa not in the picture?
jbuck101 over 12 years ago
Honey badger. ‘cause I don’t care!
Thehag over 12 years ago
. . said, 12 minutes ago
Went whale-watching a year ago. An enormous tick off my bucket list. One of those, for certain!
A Tick or a Whale?
jrowell over 12 years ago
Hey, Luann is left-handed. Cool!
underwriter over 12 years ago
Not sure if the question reflects “what would you rather be?” or “what animal’s existence looks most like yours?” I’d rather be a house cat, but I feel more like an overworked sheep dog.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Artic wolf, tiger, or pampered cat – not necessarily domestic. (there are a number of the wild ones that are domestic in size)
9thCapricorn over 12 years ago
Werewolf! Can take a human form and live as one but yet live forever! I’d be like Blade – find an alternative way to feed.
Cinquefoil over 12 years ago
Sloth.
Shooter918 over 12 years ago
I’m surprised Tiffany used the correct version of “they’re”.
m.l. over 12 years ago
doverdan over 12 years ago
What would a book worm get out of War and Peace?
Angelalex242 over 12 years ago
A wolf. All the advantages of a dog, none of the drawbacks of being tamed by man. Also, the get to live in packs.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Tinyman: Aptasaurus..Cinquefoil: Anyone citing a Wiki-anything as an authority is in trouble. I am a duly ordained minister and went on fossil hunting trips with my clergy father when still horizontal. He had three Upper Cretaceous discoveries. Setting up a straw man to fight is a sign of weakness. Before a century and a half ago, most scientific discoveries were made by clergy (and most of the remainder by doctors or the idle rich)..I guess my choice is obvious – the critter that took Rogero all over the world to gain information, and is still trying to provide information.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Michigan on the mind.
sixpackjack over 12 years ago
I would be a dog,that way I could like my own balls
LtPowers over 12 years ago
Luann is left-handed! Which also explains her left-slanting script.
mantenere la calma over 12 years ago
Eldo, you’re not alone…
Attila The Voice! about 12 years ago
I would be a Whale Shark. A big lovable lug ;)
Faith :) about 9 years ago
lol knute
alcazar84 over 8 years ago
Poor Mr. Fogarty!
Aladar30 Premium Member about 6 years ago
interesting to see the different handwriting of the characters. it seems based on a graphological research. Mr. Fogarty and Bernice are the only two to write in cursive. This is a bit sad.
scrimblo about 5 years ago
GUUUUINNEEEEA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGG
Naldrin 11 months ago
A hippopotamus, because nobody messes with a hippopotamus.