Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 26, 2023

Small: “Crappist” Monks. Large: Trying to attain a “meteoric” result.

Large: Who would put sizing on down?

and the toilet seats are always up…

I cannot imagine a nun going potty.

Too much Catholic schooling.

Ruler raps and slaps, yes.

50 million year run, plus or minus for the dinosaurs. Beats our one million for now…..

The reason the lady’s room has a line is because it takes nuns a long time to get themselves ready to potty with all of the clothes they wear.

Small: Brilliant, Mr. Baldwin. Yeah, I always considered the female anatomy to be hastily packed with all the inconveniences of the human species.

Went to a restaurant yesterday. There was a women’s restroom and a family restroom but no men’s. I prefer the “whatever” restrooms except in places like big arenas or stadiums. Then separate makes sense, though it would be logical o have twice as many women’s units since it generally takes about twice as long to go.

It’s not the Lord, it’s the men.

The need for privacy is part of the problem. Four urinals take the same space as two stalls.

Must be the dinosaurs from which penguins evolved.

Flying dinosaurs are still with us. They are called birds. Large size is NOT a evolutionary advantage.

He gave us different plumbing……

Tain’t the Lord Sister.

Waiting in line for so long can result in a bad habit.

It’s been known to happen in stadiums that sometimes women just really have to and put modesty aside and go to the men’s room. And even use the urinals.

Excellent gags, both of them

The men’s room is the best around, bar nun.

I think Sunday is my favorite day because we get TWO Cornered comics!

Funny…the dinosaurs look like they’re wearing tiny specticles!

Another reason there isn’t a line at the men’s room is that it’s in a convent.

God will get you for that Mike!

“Misogyny is the hatred of, contempt for, or prejudice against women or girls. It can also refer to social systems or environments where women face hostility and hatred because they’re women in a world created by and for men — a historical patriarchy.”

She is unforgiving…