Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 27, 2024

Somehow I’m not surprised she’s a force to be reckoned with

Thought as much.

Uh oh. Mrs. Claus is the big bad?

“You two have been b-a-a-a-a-a-d boys. No milk and cookies for you!”

Last I checked, Mrs. Claus was the Head HEAD Vampire.

Behind every successful man is a strong woman… with a sledgehammer. And a gun.

Mrs Claus vacations in Barbados while Santa’s busy

You’d be amazed at how a single elf can make such a big difference. However, I wonder what Mrs. Claus does.

I’m going to be so mad if Mrs. Claus turns out to be evil too.

The REAL power behind the throne!

There’s a joke about why Ms. Claus is grumpy, but I’m not going to be the one to tell it here.(Has to do with the frequency of Santa’s visits, and how he makes his entrance.)

Truth comes out!

Mrs. Claus… the iron fist in the velvet glove.

This reminds me of the Billy & Mandy’s Christmas Special where Santa was turned into a vampire. They titular characters (and their ‘friend’ the Grim Reaper) ventured to save Santa and Christmas by seeking out the Head Vampire. They found him but he reported to Mrs. Claus, the Head Head Vampire.

That her eyes are too close together for her specs!

Don’t fear Mrs. Claus who seems frightful but is only a softie at heart. Fear instead MOTHER NATURE who can not only threaten you but smite you with lightning bolts.

Uh-oh. I guess she isn’t all sugar cookies and candy canes.