Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for December 18, 2024

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    billsplut  about 11 hours ago

    The 3 Stooges did this joke better ninety years ago.

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    J.J. O'Malley  about 11 hours ago

    Wait a minute…Ed may have contracted some sort of debilitating condition that could eventually leave him sucking on an oxygen tank, unable to speak, and living in isolation at Bedside Manor Retirement Home?I’m there for it!!!

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    top cat james  about 11 hours ago

    Glitter lawsuits, huh? Now we know why the Valentine strip club shuttered.

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    red_tape  about 10 hours ago

    am i in the right place? cranky has appeared in 3 of the last 4 strips [and counting]

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    billsplut  about 9 hours ago

    Love the GIANT 28’’ Sony Trinitron TV from the late 90s. And the announcer, who looks like they plopped a wig on a blobfish.

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    Who is Billings?

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    Gent  about 6 hours ago

    Glitter terrible and better be banned.

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    tremaine53  about 6 hours ago

    I’m afraid that Ed got into the wrong brownies.

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    rockyridge1977  about 4 hours ago

    …..always trying to make a “buck”!!!!!!!…..they never win……rich on the fees!!!!!

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    Blu Bunny  about 4 hours ago

    Attention; the surgeon general has convinced the attorney general that living is hazardous to your health.

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    lemonbaskt  about 4 hours ago

    dont let the kids near gary glitter

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    lemonbaskt  about 4 hours ago

    tom hanks collects old typewriters interesting hobby tom

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    gigagrouch  about 3 hours ago

    Whenever i need legal advice, i retain the sevices of Ruly, Kempt, Shevelled, & Couth.

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    eced52  about 3 hours ago

    Lawyers getting desperate?

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    DawnQuinn1  about 3 hours ago

    There are PI lawyers who will sue for millions for ANY malady. Why? They get 28-35% of the settlement, that’s why. Then they blame the insurance companies for high rates. Why are the rates high? PI lawyers suing and getting multi-million dollar settlements. The money for those settlements has to come from somewhere, and the rates companies charged are governed by law. Insurance fraud alone is a multi-BILLION dollar scam.

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    Stephen M Dallas  about 3 hours ago

    Wow. Mister Tom “Cancer is no laughing matter” Batuik making a mesothelioma joke. I guess missing out on that Pulitzer yet again has finally broken his spirit.

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    Out of the Past  about 3 hours ago

    A pretty good one. Kind of Christmassy and a lawyer joke. Might look good on the wall at the office party.

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    puddleglum1066  about 2 hours ago

    OK… having worked in a school and having had to shake the glitter out of my clothes when I got home, I’ll give the premise of this strip a grade of “B plus.” The execution brings it down a bit, as the “Ed watches a story on TV rather than interacting with the other characters” device is lifted straight from the very lazy “Shoe,” and the law firm name lands far short of “Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.” But back on the plus side… it’s Ed! In a midweek strip! That’s gotta be good for something. I give this one a “gentleman’s C” grade overall.

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