Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 30, 2024

Egyptians weren’t chasing him through the bathroom…

Some miracles are easier than others.

Was she the 11th plague?

Actually, it was God who split the Red Sea for Moses. I doubt God would care about the toilet lid.

Love the tablet :)

Moses had a home with a toilet and a toilet seat?

…from the Red sea to the red words..

…it’s best read from beginning to end…

…also good for a couch stabilizer…

And he is always leaving commandments lying around the house.

Is that a Dribble cup?

She’s Nagnes of God!!

You’ve got hands of your own, haven’t you?

Need anymore proof, Ladies?! We didn’t start it… he did!

follow the old saying- look before you seat, toilet water is deep

If you have ever had a hairbrush flip into the toilet, you learn to shut the lid.

Multiply that by two; he had two wives.

You tell him!

Maybe it’s an iTablet

His toilet WAS the Red Sea!

Where is it written to put the seat down? LOL

Wow! They even had tablets back then?!

“But that’s not nearly as bad as the time you left it up to me to take care of that matter with Gershom!”

Moses gets his news just like Fred Flintstone.

Sign from a skid loader in a bathroom: Adjust equipment for personal comfort and safety before operating".

I read that Moses did some of the best work while sitting on the throne.

LOL! Very funny gag!

I laughed A LITTLE too hard at this!