Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 29, 2024

AKA Ditch the evil green mermaid day

That was because she catfished him. She’s actually a 35 yr old manatee from Tallahassee…

At least she didn’t already trade in her voice for a pair of legs.

If you love her you have to let her go.

Catch and release. Catch and realise.

Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…

Something smells a little fishy around here.

Where do mermaids get their bras?

Daryl Hannah walking towards the Statue of Liberty. Nice…uh fish out of water story that was.

She wanted pre-nups.

Not enough fish to fry, not enough woman to love.

On a scale of 1-10, you’re a ten in my book, but do you realize, , if I keep you, I’ll be ridiculed merciless and my wife won’t understand….besides it throwback Friday…

Just a quick swim up the Amazon.

Do NOT throw her back!

That’n is goin’ on the wall!

Makes sense. She’ll probably dry up on dry land.

A selkie would be grateful.

She was just tuna much for him to handle.

That’s odd; in most of the stories about mermaids, the sailors who find them are immediately hooked.

He better hurry … I hear Sirens …!!!

Catch and release.

Catchy!

lent is over, he’s done with Fish Fridays. He’s got an udder date with a cowgirl.

he was looking for more of a mercook than a mermaid…

I thought the expression was “Throwback Thursday.”