Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 14, 2024

Luckily for him.

Got to work on her aim.

Better luck next time Delores.

He didn’t think she still cared so much.

Also, it is Potted Plant Abuse Day.

What makes it more funny is, his name is Herb, and he has a pot problem.

She needs more flower power.

Take my ex-wife. Please!

When you care enough to send the very best…

A country singer named Kacey Jones (R.I.P.) had a song called “I Miss My Man (But My Aim’s Getting Better).” You can find it on YouTube, along with her “(I Hate Your Lousy, Rotten, Stinkin’ Guts) But I’m Not Bitter.”

I don’t miss my first husband (the ex) at all.

… but they’ll always have Paris!

Next time X marks the spot. :)

It was not his first close shave of the day.

Let begonias be begonias!

Say it with flowers.

If she really missed him, it would have been nakedly rather than barely. I nude you would like to know.

Try again tomorrow…on “Ex-Ex-Spouse Day” …!

Hilarious gag! :)

Happy 8th birthday to my goat Hopedale! :-)

What did that poor plant do to deserve such treatment?

He missed his Ex…as often as he possibly could!!

She should have started higher.