Years ago in gym class the teacher had us do our own thing… so I promptly went to the bleachers, sat down, closed my eyes, and declared I was meditating… much to my surprise, the gym teacher actually allowed it.
I do not understand why emptying your mind can be called meditation. To meditate it to think very deeply, concentrating your thoughts on some specific idea.
Imagine 6 months ago
Keep that up and soon medicating you will be.
nancyb creator 6 months ago
Meditation requires nothing of you!
backyardcowboy 6 months ago
Vegetating he is.
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
Meditate your butt out to the car and bring in the rest of the groceries!
—my Mom
Just-me 6 months ago
He’s going to need all that inner peace when the argument starts.
P51Strega 6 months ago
Marriage is a mantra•p
Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago
Funny this was.
ladykat 6 months ago
Meditating, I am.
FassEddie 6 months ago
“You gots a real nice Chakra there. It’d be a shame if som’thin happened to it.”
Jogger2 6 months ago
If Yoda so smart is, why in the right order words can’t get he?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 6 months ago
“People walkin’ up to ya
Singin’ glory hallelujah,
And they try and to sock it to ya
In the name of the Lord.
They’re gonna teach you how to meditate,
Read your horoscope, cheat your fate,
And furthermore, to hell with hate…
Come on, get on board!"
www.youtube .Com/watch?v=yv8izovlBKs
Brilliant_Birdie 6 months ago
Well, Yoda would definitely meditate
MuddyUSA Premium Member 6 months ago
Holy crap!
the lost wizard 6 months ago
I’ll have to think about this one for a while. :)
Howard'sMyHero 6 months ago
Ha! What the faux else can follow yesterday’s “National Guru Day” …?
( fool us once …. )
LrdSlvrhnd 6 months ago
Years ago in gym class the teacher had us do our own thing… so I promptly went to the bleachers, sat down, closed my eyes, and declared I was meditating… much to my surprise, the gym teacher actually allowed it.
Herd of Turtles 6 months ago
Good to see dog and cat getting along it is.
Chris Sherlock 6 months ago
Looking forward to talking like Yoda, Ernie is.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
Go ahead, Kitty…use yer claws. We’re all with ya!!
buflogal! 6 months ago
I do not understand why emptying your mind can be called meditation. To meditate it to think very deeply, concentrating your thoughts on some specific idea.
Shikamoo Premium Member 6 months ago
Not happy, wife is.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
Hey, Dave…what day is it?…no… really…….