For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 17, 2024

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    Asharah  10 months ago

    Yeah John, that’ll help her sleep!

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    AllishaDawn  10 months ago

    So much for that peaceful slumber.

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    Terminal Frost Premium Member 10 months ago

    She buys groceries daily?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  10 months ago

    Your day is still crazy. The dot pattern on your nightgown changed itself from horizontal to vertical.

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    snsurone76  10 months ago

    And if you could change it all, Elly—what would you do?

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    Macushlalondra  10 months ago

    Really John, isn’t it about time you learned to keep your yap shut? Since you can’t be more helpful…

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    Carl  Premium Member 10 months ago

    You get eight hours?

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    dcdete.  10 months ago

    Has she mixed up her time-line? How would she know that the car wouldn’t start AFTER she lost her car keys?

    The only way i figure is that she is an expert car thief and she knows how to hot wire the car’s starter wires!

    But then the car would have started, so, she isn’t that such a great car thief.

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    French Persons Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yeeesh…

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    Strider Premium Member 10 months ago

    That reminds me of a time when I had an extremely bad week at work and one of the production managers was standing right next to me. I said out loud “Thank God the weekend is almost here”. He replied back “It will be Monday before you know”. Normally, I wouldn’t had been so bummed, but the guy was a sour puss to begin with.

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    Wren Fahel  10 months ago

    This is one of the reasons why my husband & I do our grocery shopping early on Saturday morning. We’re both early risers anyway. It beats the crowds & doesn’t crash into our daily (or, in my husband’s case, nightly) work schedule. Of course, things are a LITTLE easier now with both girls in college.

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    KageKat  10 months ago

    It’s easy to get into a rut, that’s true.

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    jtburgess Premium Member 10 months ago

    At least she gets 8 hours!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  10 months ago

    Hope that Jon does not roll over at 2 in the morning for his wife

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    jconnors3954  10 months ago

    A living nightmare!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago

    He should have added. “Pleasant dreams.”

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    ryanschafer77  10 months ago

    He means well…but I honestly wonder if John actually THINKS before he speaks sometimes.

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    JohnTheFoole  10 months ago

    But, it’s Saturday!

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    Cincoflex  10 months ago

    I can tell this strip is from up north because Ellie and John always pull the covers right up to their chins, hee!

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Way to make her feel better, John!

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    flagmichael  10 months ago

    I have come to see unrelenting “go go go!” pressure as a major threat to life in much of the world.

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    megerkey  10 months ago

    In the next panel that would have been shown, John is sleeping on the couch with a confused look on his face.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ah yes, the North American Dream in Action. Which explains why the more laid back Europeans have a longer life expectancy by between two and five+ years for both men and women than those who live in the US of A and Canada.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 10 months ago

    Always the optimist

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    The Great_Black President  10 months ago

    Instead of whining, Elly should appreciate how good she has it. Elly lives in a country where:

    *She gets food stamps.

    *She has free healthcare.

    *She has public housing

    *April has free daycare

    *Elizabeth has free school

    *Michael has free college

    *Her parents get social security

    In fact, the only thing Canadians probably do pay for is dental care. The one who has problems is John!

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    kathleenhicks62  10 months ago

    Cause for insomnia!

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    g04922  10 months ago

    LOL… John has it made compared to Elle.

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    Called life……

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    EMGULS79  10 months ago

    Wow, Ellen, are you sure there isn’t anything you forgot to include in that list of excuses?

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    John Jorgensen  10 months ago

    Lynn could have gotten several weeks’ worth of material out of all that, but she squeezed it all into one strip’s worth of offstage exposition? If she’s so spoiled for choice with storylines, we must be in for some exciting stuff coming up!

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    minty_Joe  10 months ago

    Define “crazy”…

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    HodgeElmwood  10 months ago

    Why couldn’t John get groceries? He’s a dentist, I don’t think he works overtime (or not often!).

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    BWR  10 months ago

    I wonder what it’d be like to get 8 hours of sleep.

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    hubbard3188  10 months ago

    And repeat, for 40 years.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  10 months ago

    Aw,Elly,you love it

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