I’m just a shell of my former self.
You need to relax. Here, let me put you in this pot of soothing, boiling water.
It depends on where you’re sitting.
He’s a child mollusker!
Hmmmm, fried clam strips
The eternal question
Not when you find out how many of your siblings this session will cost (hint: it’s a lot of clams).
He’s waiting for some pearls of wisdom from the doc.
Keep the clamoring to a minimum.
Funny,I was just thinking the other day: how would we KNOW a happy clam when we saw one? Do they smile and wink at us? Just askin’—————-
i dunno, is he at high tide?
“Do you feel you were more valued in the years B.C.?”
It just doesn’t matter. This Country is done for thanks to liberal democratic communists.
Clams are happy because they don’t compare themselves to other clams.
How many clams does the shrink want for the session?
I’m sure the clam has no trouble opening up to his shrink
In case you’re curious, the original saying is “Happy as a clam at high tide.”
Clams might be happy, but oysters only grow pearls when they are irritated.
Get cozy, like pigs on a psychiatrist’s couch.
he had to cut the session short because he was feeling clammy…
What a country where even the clams can be happy.
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Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m just a shell of my former self.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
You need to relax. Here, let me put you in this pot of soothing, boiling water.
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
It depends on where you’re sitting.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
He’s a child mollusker!
[Traveler] Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hmmmm, fried clam strips
sandpiper about 3 years ago
The eternal question
uniquename about 3 years ago
Not when you find out how many of your siblings this session will cost (hint: it’s a lot of clams).
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
He’s waiting for some pearls of wisdom from the doc.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Keep the clamoring to a minimum.
ragsarooni about 3 years ago
Funny,I was just thinking the other day: how would we KNOW a happy clam when we saw one? Do they smile and wink at us? Just askin’—————-
KEA about 3 years ago
i dunno, is he at high tide?
gammaguy about 3 years ago
“Do you feel you were more valued in the years B.C.?”
hooglah about 3 years ago
It just doesn’t matter. This Country is done for thanks to liberal democratic communists.
poppacapsmokeblower about 3 years ago
Clams are happy because they don’t compare themselves to other clams.
JudyAz about 3 years ago
How many clams does the shrink want for the session?
moondog42 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m sure the clam has no trouble opening up to his shrink
Rogers George Premium Member about 3 years ago
In case you’re curious, the original saying is “Happy as a clam at high tide.”
TLH1310 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Clams might be happy, but oysters only grow pearls when they are irritated.
The Orange Mailman about 3 years ago
Get cozy, like pigs on a psychiatrist’s couch.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
he had to cut the session short because he was feeling clammy…
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
What a country where even the clams can be happy.