Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 25, 2024

So, so marvelous!

There, their, they’re…

Ⅰ thought “homophone” just meant they’d intalled Grindr

The crows are over THERE on THEIR roost and THEY’RE going to be all night.

He also had an updated perfume that he had to ship over again:

He resent a recent re-scent.

Actually, he’s five of a kind because he’s in five panels.

He didn’t mention a cold meal he had when he was in South America: yes, the chili was chilly in Chile

I’m getting married on a small patch of land in the ocean. I’ll walk the aisle on an isle.

He remembered again to revitalize a wildebeest clone —

— He re-knew to renew a re-gnu.

In the bubble, he tripled the usual double without trouble

wonder if Mr. Homophone and Mr. Malaprop no each other…?

And baseball Bats at night games that hit Bats that fly in the path of the fly ball.

Let’s see if you can guess these.

We suppress the detection device for the religious perfume burner.

The morning moisture was destined for the dove.

It’s the drinking vessel used by sailors as they aimlessly sail.

A simple poem about a lazy god statue.

The Virgin was happy to wed.

The Wizard launched his small falcon from his position between the crenellations.

After I have struck him with my patella, I desire to work the dough.

The small bird from Baltimore landed on the projection from the window with a holy light about its head.

He urinates on the vegetables which will not make peace.

I glimpse at the mountain top in a fit of irritation.

The enemy plunders, so my brother supplicates as we extol God.

Rob the metal to cut the center of the vascular plant.

The sun brightened my inner being, putting a spring in the bottom of my shoe.

The words of the prophet would burn the land leaving a withered landscape.

Inscribe the correct practice.

Assess the watery part of the milk en route.

“Were you impressed by the new Corn-Themed Hedge Puzzle?”

“Yes, I was amazed by the Maize Maze…”

“Today I’m 3 of a kind?” I don’t get it.

Where did the clothing salesman wear his ware?

Nobody won the Bangkok knot-making contest…it was a Thai tie tie.

What a bad day to discover I’m homophonicphobic.

Biden is bidin’ his time until buh bye, time to go, Joe.

“Three of a Kind” — what a great episode. Liked Susanne Modeski!

I would just like to see many people use their, there and they’re correctly.

But still short of a full deck.

And here I thought “ewe” was pronounced like “ewww” (yuk).

Learned something, now I can go home – oh, wait…