The difference is age and insurance. The older one gets the more one needs. At least, according to the dozen or so brochures we receive each month. Between those and the people who want to clean up my hearing problem, and my eye problem, my osteo problems, or buy my house as is, I’m in good hands — lots of them. R-i-i-g-h-t.
Walking to work one frosty morning, I was enjoying those glazed over puddles when a youthful voice behind me, muffled through a thick scarf, pleaded “Leave some for us MIster!” Sound advice for life, as it is for glassed over sidewalk puddles.
Most of us don’t want to be cataloged as one type or another. We are all of the same race, the Human Race. Let us be what we like being and doing as long as it is legal.
In grade school, there was absolutely no playground equipment, until somewhere around the 6th grade. The long strips of ice were the only real form of recreation we had, at recess, that the nuns didn’t give us grief about (for some reason!). The ice also showed why shoes with leather soles weren’t always bad, when we’d shoot down that ice like a bobsled!
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
There’s a very large set of people who’ve never had the chance to find out what kind they are. I feel sorry for them.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“I gotta. I just gotta do it.”
Bilan almost 3 years ago
There are two types of people. Those you can fit into two types, and those you can’t.
I just had to say that
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
He’s going to become an airplane pilot and fly puddle jumpers.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
The difference is age and insurance. The older one gets the more one needs. At least, according to the dozen or so brochures we receive each month. Between those and the people who want to clean up my hearing problem, and my eye problem, my osteo problems, or buy my house as is, I’m in good hands — lots of them. R-i-i-g-h-t.
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
Walking to work one frosty morning, I was enjoying those glazed over puddles when a youthful voice behind me, muffled through a thick scarf, pleaded “Leave some for us MIster!” Sound advice for life, as it is for glassed over sidewalk puddles.
lee85736 almost 3 years ago
There are two types of people in the world: Those who can’t extrapolate from insufficient data. (Now available on a t-shirt.)
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary, and those that don’t.
ComicsBinger Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m 73 and still do that. Just tap, no jump.
mitchel.farr almost 3 years ago
Most of us don’t want to be cataloged as one type or another. We are all of the same race, the Human Race. Let us be what we like being and doing as long as it is legal.
meowlin almost 3 years ago
“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
- Dr. Sidney Freeman
tinstar almost 3 years ago
In grade school, there was absolutely no playground equipment, until somewhere around the 6th grade. The long strips of ice were the only real form of recreation we had, at recess, that the nuns didn’t give us grief about (for some reason!). The ice also showed why shoes with leather soles weren’t always bad, when we’d shoot down that ice like a bobsled!
calliarcale almost 3 years ago
Ahhh, ice crunching days! The best part of late winter/early spring. ;-)