May 14, 2024
Garfield raises a good point.
I’d hate to see Jon give mouth-to-mouth with Garfield, imagine the bad cat breath ?
Did Jon pass?
Should have failed! The class was to resuscitate a bovine! (Smirk!)
I think you need an adaptor kit.
Would it help if Jon wore a fake beak?
ewwwwww….
i shudder to think about cardiac massage
We had coq au vin for dinner that night…
I am confused. They do mouth to mouth with chickens? *mouth to beak I mean.
And I’ll bet that tasted just like chicken, eh, Jon?
Was the chicken’s name Anne (or Annie…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resusci_Anne)?
It is well that Jon learned some first aid while living on his family’s farm as farming is among the most dangerous professions around.
Good point.
Oh my.
Don’t count your chickens before they hack!
Garfield rather have mouth-to-beak rotisserie
Does the chicken still have nightmares about Jon?
Mouth to mouth is hard enough…mouth to beak…oof. Not sorry Jon had to suffer that.
Not to be done on a full stomach. It’s important to be peckish.
And they used to ask the question, do chickens have lips?
Giving CPR to a chicken can be dangerous. Those beaks are sharp.
“WOULDN’T THAT BE MOUTH-TO-BEAK”
(finds this dialogue to be a precise description of “GIVING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSITATION TO A CHICKEN”)
Isn’t a beak a pecker?
At least he didn’t have to do anything with the pigs.
No, that would be that we are having chicken for dinner….
Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation is usually referred to as CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, for those unfamiliar), so why couldn’t Jon have said that instead? Then again, he’s probably not smart enough to know that.
Good thing it wasn’t a porcupine farm..
did jon pass
Did they forget to vote yesterday.
So that’s why they called him chicken lips on the farm.
At least Jon went through with it. So he’s not a “chicken”
xxx
Oh, snap! Garfield caught Jon perfectly with his mouth-to-beak response. #farmanimalCPR :)
yes it would garfield
The Collector almost 4 years ago
Garfield raises a good point.
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
I’d hate to see Jon give mouth-to-mouth with Garfield, imagine the bad cat breath ?
arjun.shriv almost 4 years ago
Did Jon pass?
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Should have failed! The class was to resuscitate a bovine! (Smirk!)
wiatr almost 4 years ago
I think you need an adaptor kit.
codycab almost 4 years ago
Would it help if Jon wore a fake beak?
in.amongst almost 4 years ago
ewwwwww….
tessotcyrille almost 4 years ago
i shudder to think about cardiac massage
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
We had coq au vin for dinner that night…
Comicgeek almost 4 years ago
I am confused. They do mouth to mouth with chickens? *mouth to beak I mean.
Gent almost 4 years ago
And I’ll bet that tasted just like chicken, eh, Jon?
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Was the chicken’s name Anne (or Annie…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resusci_Anne)?
preacherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It is well that Jon learned some first aid while living on his family’s farm as farming is among the most dangerous professions around.
LordVoldemort almost 4 years ago
Good point.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ almost 4 years ago
Oh my.
robcarroll1213 almost 4 years ago
Don’t count your chickens before they hack!
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Garfield rather have mouth-to-beak rotisserie
RussellCastine almost 4 years ago
Does the chicken still have nightmares about Jon?
NyaNFLBoss almost 4 years ago
Mouth to mouth is hard enough…mouth to beak…oof. Not sorry Jon had to suffer that.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
Not to be done on a full stomach. It’s important to be peckish.
A R V reader almost 4 years ago
And they used to ask the question, do chickens have lips?
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
Giving CPR to a chicken can be dangerous. Those beaks are sharp.
Mario500 almost 4 years ago
“WOULDN’T THAT BE MOUTH-TO-BEAK”
(finds this dialogue to be a precise description of “GIVING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSITATION TO A CHICKEN”)
cactusbob333 almost 4 years ago
Isn’t a beak a pecker?
AustinKniga-Bartlett almost 4 years ago
At least he didn’t have to do anything with the pigs.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
No, that would be that we are having chicken for dinner….
CaveCat87 almost 4 years ago
Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation is usually referred to as CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, for those unfamiliar), so why couldn’t Jon have said that instead? Then again, he’s probably not smart enough to know that.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good thing it wasn’t a porcupine farm..
SeanBailey1 almost 4 years ago
did jon pass
DavBlc7 almost 4 years ago
Did they forget to vote yesterday.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
So that’s why they called him chicken lips on the farm.
Number Three almost 4 years ago
At least Jon went through with it. So he’s not a “chicken”
xxx
AndyMoser almost 4 years ago
Oh, snap! Garfield caught Jon perfectly with his mouth-to-beak response. #farmanimalCPR :)
LV3209 over 3 years ago
yes it would garfield