Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 25, 2016

In-credible. As in, not credible.

There’s a bat who wants to kill Bucky?

Bucky is not responsible for Satchel’s actions. Furthermore using Rob’s logic if anyone is responsible for what’s happening it’s Rob himself.. 1. Rob allowed Bucky to keep playing practical jokes because they kept back firing on Bucky..2. He could have resolved this by simply having Satchel admit that he gave the other dog the brittle can and apologize..Besides Rob’s the bloody human. He’s the pet owner and he’s supposed to keep his pets under control. Rob is the one who is responsible for any trouble his pets cause or any injuries they inflict on others.

In…..deep doo-doo.

Ah, the joys of re-gifting.

I called it two days ago on that dog being a German shepherd. ;)

A. A German Shepherd who wants to kill a cat doesn’t need a bat. He actually barely needs to bother to get up off the floor.B. A German Shepherd who is as smart as mine would have already figured out how to get into the house and kill any cat he wanted to kill while they were talking.C. It is highly unlikely that the snake in a can gag bothered him enough to make him yawn.

As Philoctetes from the Disney movie Hercules would say, “Two words! TROU-BLE!”

Bucky is not insane… his mother had him tested!

“Let him who is without,” not “let he.”Shame on you, Rob.

Bucky’s Incredibly insensitive. In a while that inchoate insane German Shepherd will make him incontinent.

I called it two days ago on that dog being a Czeckoslovakian wolf-doe (half German shepherd and I’ll let you figure out the other half). ;)

Bucky’s in deep kimchi.

Bucky just made a convincing argument for him to swing the bat first!

A German Shepard named Carlton Fisk? Seems it should be a German name…

Yes… you are in deep doodoo.

So how many times a week do baseball bat wielding animals visit Bucky, anyway?