Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 23, 2023

I gave up on my first million, going right to the second

I had to get rid of some piles of money that I was tripping over.

That’s how kids with rich parents get a million dollars

And I wanted to be an astronaut, but look how that turned out.

With a couple of million dollars, you would then be a multi-millionaire.

That couple of million dollars actually might buy you a couple years’ worth of health care in your retirement years.

Being a millionaire is not that hard, and for today’s youth will be pretty standard.

OK. How do you do it, then?

The entitled youth.

How to become a millionaire. Get a job that pays a million dollars a day. Quit after one day.