Herman by Jim Unger for September 28, 2021

No cat will dare to attack him.

Give it a little bit you will see whats left of them.

You don’t say?

wait a couple of hours……

They’re doing the Baby Shark Dance.

Must be one of the black market piranhas that are illeagle

Better not flush that thing into the lake.

Sharpie teeth

Certain fish are not supposed to be put in the same tank as others.

“Or either of your nieces, for that matter.”

Have you seen your cat since breakfast?

Can’t imagine why.

Might be hiding under one of the decorations in the bottom of the tank, why don’t you reach in and check?

I once got a ‘Jack Dempsy’ Cichlid, didn’t research it and the store didn’t inform me, it ate a whole school of Neon Tetras in two days. Then got a ‘Green Terror’ that was a bit smaller but they didn’t bother each other. ‘Jack’ got huge in the tank over after a few years. Fish do not stay small in a small tank.

They’ll just swim around inside until they get all pooped out.

You put in a shark…you put in a shark…..are you crazy!

This one I had to think about. Gawd it’s hilarious!

I’m sure they are just hiding in terror in the low bushes…..

Stick your hand in the tank and you won’t see that either.

And you never will again…

You’re not looking close enough. Put your head in the tank…..

Some 25 years ago when we decided to convert our 100-gallon aquarium cum room-divider tank into a thing full of greenery as it was just too much to maintain, we introduced a predator that ate all the other little ones. Funnily enough, the predator died at the end, saving us the trouble. Indigestion?

Flipper fit into that tiny tank?

They’ll be back in a day or two… just not in the form you’re used to.