Herman by Jim Unger for March 07, 2022

Foiled again

how about burglars who can’t read? probably what got them into a life of crime.

In fact, you probably don’t even need the dog …

Add a pair of large boots.

Diversion is good. It could throw the thief off his game plan. Gotta put just a touch of kibble in the bowl though because clean pet dishes are not common in every house.

My friend’s sister did that, dog bowl with food but no dog. I pointed out she needed a water bowl as well.

That dish is from Jurassic Park! Don’t stand in it…

Might keep neighbors, friends, and relatives away too.

That would be a swimming pool for our Yorkie-poo.

Specially if you chop up the odd paper boy and put him in it.

And, for a few extra bucks, we can put some very realistic human bones in with it.

I remember these recent cartoons from a book I had autographed by Jim Unger.

Reminds me of my late loving wife and my Chihuahua’s trying to eat out of our Catahoula Leopard dog’s food bowl.

I knew a guy who had a very large dog house on his property with a big, thick chain attached to it, leading back into the dog house. Definitely deterred door-to-door salesmen, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and unwanted intruders from coming into his yard.

The gas and electric meter readers were never bothered. They knew he didn’t own a dog.

At the least it could trip them up at night….

It also serves as a bathtub when needed.

Maybe a sign on the fence saying T-REX AT PLAY…

he is NOT wrong.. large pair of work boots left by the door works too

This is a rerun from 2006, and then it was black and white.

Its the big dog named “Cuddles” I’m more worried about

But just think of what it is apt to attract!!

Maybe it’ll work on the MIL too.

And leave a gigantic bone to the side.

A cat will show up and call it home.

I had an uncle with a rather large Belgian Shepard… “Duke” had a chain with large links, and when the dog finally passed on, my uncle kept the chain, and would toss it under the car. It was a great deterrent for solicitors, when they would start to walk toward the house, and saw that rather heavy chain, but no end to it. It cause a tremendous decrease in unwanted visitors. :)

It may be bigger than Clifford.