Herman by Jim Unger for July 20, 2022

Bottom of the barrel

Do you think there is indeed a man of such taste?!?! o_O

She’s got stubble on her shoulder.

Desperation is never a good basis for a relationship.

…on this tacky couch with you.

Only a bunch of spotted dogs, she has.

Oh, feel the burn. But it ain’t Passion!

“So I got a shot??”

(followed by his happy dance)

The Bitter Truth. Evidently he’s the last man on earth.

I wouldn’t a woman who would have me.

You call that a Red Flag, Mister.

“Good point.” … “So … I’m the only one for you, then.”

R. U. N. !

Visualize each other naked. It is good for a laugh.

With you? Now it’s a complete statement.

It’s the ole “Any Port in a Storm” story.

Ouch!

They’re both real lookers.

“No, I’ll be honest with you …”

So you are saying, there is a chance?

Don’t ask questions you might not REALLY want the answer to; either way…

Fair point….

So you’re the stuckee.

On her upper arm—freckles, tattoos, or hair?

Sorry buddy, it looks like you are stuck with her.

Ooh! Harsh.

Reminds me of an old joke:

He [nervous]: “There isn’t someone else, is there, Mary?”

She [sadly]: “Oh, John … there must be.”

A belly laugh for me!!! LOL Good one!!

Just saw an article about a woman trying to sue a man for $10K because he took her on a bad date. She got into an argument with the judge, claiming the man had committed perjury because he made a false statement in a written document (apparently not under oath), judge tried to correct her, both judge and woman ended up yelling at each other. Case has been transferred to another court.

That’s a proper response…

It’s not like he has a lot of other options either.

He should be saying that