Herman by Jim Unger for September 07, 2022

That’s the same guy who will take an ink pen and draw a fly in the palm of his hand, tell you, “Don’t move!” And smack you upside the head then say, “See? Got’em!”

What kind of net?

Did you get it

Batter on deck

You should have seen that sucker it was huge. That’s why i used the pitch fork. Oh by the way sorry i missed it.

I have a nice answer but it’s racist, so you won’t hear it!

“Oh, there it is. Say, if you want to borrow my garden fork, please remember to return it when you’re done.“

“Right tool for the right job, I always say.”

He stuck a fork in the relationship. It’s done.

A pitchfork is not meant to be pitched.

Something is supposed to be pitched with it.

Must have been a BIG hornet. :P

Well, you got it. Or are about to.

From Home Alone “Marve, Marve…..”

You have to stick a fork in it to test cooking

Likely story you idiot…do you see wings and a stinger on me?

Cue the O’Jays and The Backstabbers

“…a really big hornet”

Did you get it or do you need to try again?

fork off

How do you know it was a hornet, did you ask it?

That’s like hunting bears with a switch.

“You missed.”

Missed!

Hornets are nasty critters and you need to use bigger equipment to attack them !

Thank God he wasn’t machine-gunning ants!