Herman by Jim Unger for December 19, 2022

Just put it on the grand piano.

I’ve never seen that one on Denny’s menu.

To afford that one, looks like you need to have been born on third base!

“The tanker truck of your soft drink will be here shortly. We are concerned about the Environment, and provide only a paper straw.”

They should require “eat in only” on that one. :P

I doubt that Jim Unger composed this strip before Denny’s came up with the ‘Grand Slam’, but maybe so.

They are going to have a problem getting it into the house. He must have a couple of teenage boys to have been compelled to order that.

I need to know the phone number of this pizzeria. I hope they have plenty of ham and pineapple

We once called up and ordered 4 large pizzas on a Friday evening. The place asked, “Having a party?” We replied, High School football team front 4. They asked if they won or lost. We replied that they lost. They gave us a 10% discount.

They had to deliver it on a flat bed truck, so it’s cold now

I remember ordering a large pizza from a new restaurant back in the 70’s. It was the size of two standard cookie sheets.

I remember watching one of those Food Network shows (I think it was called Chowdown Countdown) where they talked about a pizza place in San Antonio that sells a HUGE pizza pie.

Got to turn it sideways to go thru the door. Those “large” are nice, but most places keep the toppings to medium or small size, so you get thin toppings or a lot of crust.

A Papa Johns ad just popped up on my screen as I was reading this. Big Brother DOES know everything.

Just put it next to the six foot meatball sub.

Yeah but you never mentioned the size…‼️

Is that Danny DeVito at the door?

“Yes, but I asked for extra pepperoni. Take this one back.”

This order comes complete with two defibrillators and a CPR instruction manual.

On the History Channel they had a program about mega foods that included a cheeseburger that weighed over one hundred pounds and a pizza so large that the pizzeria has a special attachment they put on the pizza oven so it’ll accommodate it, a special carrying box they attach to the roof of the delivery vehicle, and they make sure anyone who orders it has a doorway big enough that it’ll fit.

Every man’s dream, delivered to the door.

Did you remember the Parmesan? Or is that what is in the keg?

“Yeah, I ordered it, but I ain’t payin’ for it until you get it in the door.”