Herman by Jim Unger for April 14, 2023

I will. “Sit in the empty chair to my left”.

Sorry dear. I didn’t feel like dying today.

I would go like: Don’t just kick it… smash it on her head and let’s call it a win-win

“Chrissake, Ulysses. Just look that Cyclops straight in the eye and make the point he should stop kicking the back of your seat!”

“Something.”

i’d tell the guy to trim those nose hairs if he can mimic the sound of his wife’s voice.

They must be at an ‘ugly’ convention.

“I did say something. I told him we were sorry for sitting in these seats.”

at least, you’re not in the seat behind him

I know the cartoon is about a cinema (I assume) but I saw a poll about the worst offences on a plane journey. The winner was someone behind you kicking your seat. The second was reclining your seat. It would also appear that a great many are getting really fed up with ‘entitled’ people insisting you give up the window or aisle seat you had paid for, so that they could sit together. Scum buckets the lot of them.

Unfortunately a few years ago in FL a man was shot and killed in movie theater after he threw popcorn at the guy sitting behind him who told him to turn off his phone (the movie had not started yet). So better to just move!

mini him

I was going to suggest that you move your seat a bit.

“I will, in the car.”

“Yes, I say let’s find some other seats.”

“You’re right — I should say something . . . Excuse me, my wife wants to talk to you.”