Yea, but with the way we have messed it up, who would want to buy it?
find another one – it had been sold already
Well, in that case, how much do you want for it?
And you’ll fix the problems before you sell it
He’s face to face with the men who sold the world. David Bowie would be pleased.
Good luck with that.
Needs a bigger sign.
Now you know how the injuns felt.
Good luck with that. Demolish it for that superhighway coming through.
But we have to sell it to the right kind of buyer.
The all-time fixer-upper.
What other alien species is going to see that tiny for sale sign from 17 trillion miles away? LOL
“Mostly Harmless”
“Fixer Upper. Foreclosure Imminent”
“I wouldn’t give you a plugged nickel for it. It’s infested with people…”
OK It’s as is, where is. No warranties and no discount for upgrades or repairs. Take or leave it.
You need a bigger sign
So long, and how much for just the fish?
Probably going to build an interstar highway…
Hope the buyers don’t want a full inspection—the punch list will be hideous!
The mice might disagree.
Reminds me of The Guess Who performing Hand Me Down World.
For your entertainment.
https://youtu.be/HyR_IidsP5E
I’ll take it under one condition. You must evacuate everyone else, and force them if they refuse. I prefer solitude! No evacuation, no deal!
Not to worry. It’s a decent price and investment. There isn’t any intelligent life forms to cause problems here.
They will need to install smoke detectors in all the bedrooms
If it makes it…buyer beware
Come back in 20 years, you can have it for free.
Now I get it!
fire sale?
We’re going to take a loss on it. Mankind is upside down on the mortgage.
You gonna turn it into a time-share?
We will get rid of all the pests prior to the close of sale……
…after the present tenants have been evicted??
I wouldn’t live anywhere else.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
David_the_CAD 12 months ago
Yea, but with the way we have messed it up, who would want to buy it?
seanfear 12 months ago
find another one – it had been sold already
Imagine 12 months ago
Well, in that case, how much do you want for it?
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 12 months ago
And you’ll fix the problems before you sell it
electricshadow Premium Member 12 months ago
He’s face to face with the men who sold the world. David Bowie would be pleased.
Imagine 12 months ago
Good luck with that.
Imagine 12 months ago
Needs a bigger sign.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 12 months ago
Now you know how the injuns felt.
Cpeckbourlioux 12 months ago
Good luck with that. Demolish it for that superhighway coming through.
rshive 12 months ago
But we have to sell it to the right kind of buyer.
comixbomix 12 months ago
The all-time fixer-upper.
manowarrior 12 months ago
What other alien species is going to see that tiny for sale sign from 17 trillion miles away? LOL
Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important! 12 months ago
“Mostly Harmless”
Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important! 12 months ago
“Fixer Upper. Foreclosure Imminent”
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 12 months ago
“I wouldn’t give you a plugged nickel for it. It’s infested with people…”
sandpiper 12 months ago
OK It’s as is, where is. No warranties and no discount for upgrades or repairs. Take or leave it.
ktsndog 12 months ago
You need a bigger sign
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
So long, and how much for just the fish?
Slowly, he turned... 12 months ago
Probably going to build an interstar highway…
cpiller Premium Member 12 months ago
Hope the buyers don’t want a full inspection—the punch list will be hideous!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 12 months ago
The mice might disagree.
Just-me 12 months ago
Reminds me of The Guess Who performing Hand Me Down World.
For your entertainment.
https://youtu.be/HyR_IidsP5E
Saddenedby Premium Member 12 months ago
I’ll take it under one condition. You must evacuate everyone else, and force them if they refuse. I prefer solitude! No evacuation, no deal!
monya_43 12 months ago
Not to worry. It’s a decent price and investment. There isn’t any intelligent life forms to cause problems here.
mindjob 12 months ago
They will need to install smoke detectors in all the bedrooms
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
If it makes it…buyer beware
Mediatech 12 months ago
Come back in 20 years, you can have it for free.
Jack7528 12 months ago
Now I get it!
babka Premium Member 12 months ago
fire sale?
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
We’re going to take a loss on it. Mankind is upside down on the mortgage.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
You gonna turn it into a time-share?
raybarb44 12 months ago
We will get rid of all the pests prior to the close of sale……
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
…after the present tenants have been evicted??
stillfickled Premium Member 12 months ago
I wouldn’t live anywhere else.