Herman by Jim Unger for July 14, 2023

Yea, but with the way we have messed it up, who would want to buy it?

find another one – it had been sold already

Well, in that case, how much do you want for it?

And you’ll fix the problems before you sell it

He’s face to face with the men who sold the world. David Bowie would be pleased.

Good luck with that.

Needs a bigger sign.

Now you know how the injuns felt.

Good luck with that. Demolish it for that superhighway coming through.

But we have to sell it to the right kind of buyer.

The all-time fixer-upper.

What other alien species is going to see that tiny for sale sign from 17 trillion miles away? LOL

“Mostly Harmless”

“Fixer Upper. Foreclosure Imminent”

“I wouldn’t give you a plugged nickel for it. It’s infested with people…”

OK It’s as is, where is. No warranties and no discount for upgrades or repairs. Take or leave it.

You need a bigger sign

So long, and how much for just the fish?

Probably going to build an interstar highway…

Hope the buyers don’t want a full inspection—the punch list will be hideous!

The mice might disagree.

Reminds me of The Guess Who performing Hand Me Down World.

For your entertainment.

https://youtu.be/HyR_IidsP5E

I’ll take it under one condition. You must evacuate everyone else, and force them if they refuse. I prefer solitude! No evacuation, no deal!

Not to worry. It’s a decent price and investment. There isn’t any intelligent life forms to cause problems here.

They will need to install smoke detectors in all the bedrooms

If it makes it…buyer beware

Come back in 20 years, you can have it for free.

Now I get it!

fire sale?

We’re going to take a loss on it. Mankind is upside down on the mortgage.

You gonna turn it into a time-share?

We will get rid of all the pests prior to the close of sale……

…after the present tenants have been evicted??

I wouldn’t live anywhere else.