Lousy kryptonite
He would have been alright if he was also wearing the cape.
I know I saw Wile E. Coyote try a similar move once.
Been there, done that. Only not quite that bad.
And he’s a roofer.
Gravity sucks sometimes. Stupidity ALWAYS sucks.
“Didn’t fall. Flew down. Hard landing."
Warning: this suit will not enable you to fly. Only Superman can fly. That warning was on the Superman costumes in the 60’s
Alcohol was probably involved.
The kryptonite caused his fall.
Where did he find a phone booth to change into it?
Sure, rub it in. Can’t hurt worse than I feel already.
Second childhood?
"S"tupid…
Didn’t work that well, did it?
That’s his STUPID shirt…
“Did you find my glasses?”
No I wasn’t…who said that?
Fell??
Fell?
I used to ask people, “You know what Superman’s got that I don’t have?”
Ad they would say, “What??”
I said, “Red boots.”
A friend fell off his roof into hedge. No major injuries, but looked like he had gone a couple of rounds with a weedeater and lost.
S for Superman? or Stupid??
When you’re on the roof, don’t fiddle around.
Should’ve had a Red Bull.
He did it all wrong. He hit the ground with his face. When you throw yourself at the ground, you are supposed to miss. That is the first thing you should learn about flying.
Now he’s sure that he is not…..
s for splat
Not a super idea.
They must have washed it.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
C 10 months ago
Lousy kryptonite
allen@home 10 months ago
He would have been alright if he was also wearing the cape.
electricshadow Premium Member 10 months ago
I know I saw Wile E. Coyote try a similar move once.
Cornelius Noodleman 10 months ago
Been there, done that. Only not quite that bad.
Ubintold 10 months ago
And he’s a roofer.
win.45mag 10 months ago
Gravity sucks sometimes. Stupidity ALWAYS sucks.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
“Didn’t fall. Flew down. Hard landing."
[Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago
Warning: this suit will not enable you to fly. Only Superman can fly. That warning was on the Superman costumes in the 60’s
wirepunchr 10 months ago
Alcohol was probably involved.
Just-me 10 months ago
The kryptonite caused his fall.
dflak 10 months ago
Where did he find a phone booth to change into it?
sandpiper 10 months ago
Sure, rub it in. Can’t hurt worse than I feel already.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
Second childhood?
comixbomix 10 months ago
"S"tupid…
rshive 10 months ago
Didn’t work that well, did it?
paranormal 10 months ago
That’s his STUPID shirt…
mindjob 10 months ago
“Did you find my glasses?”
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
No I wasn’t…who said that?
timinwsac Premium Member 10 months ago
Fell??
perryed 10 months ago
Fell?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 10 months ago
I used to ask people, “You know what Superman’s got that I don’t have?”
Ad they would say, “What??”
I said, “Red boots.”
andersjg Premium Member 10 months ago
A friend fell off his roof into hedge. No major injuries, but looked like he had gone a couple of rounds with a weedeater and lost.
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
S for Superman? or Stupid??
LaurelAnnHardy 10 months ago
When you’re on the roof, don’t fiddle around.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Should’ve had a Red Bull.
monya_43 10 months ago
He did it all wrong. He hit the ground with his face. When you throw yourself at the ground, you are supposed to miss. That is the first thing you should learn about flying.
raybarb44 10 months ago
Now he’s sure that he is not…..
dbrucepm 10 months ago
s for splat
EXCALABUR 10 months ago
Not a super idea.
EXCALABUR 10 months ago
They must have washed it.